this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.
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oh emily wilson translation of the iliad we’re really in it now
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sorry to be part of the elitist intelligentsia but i do think you have to read the text you have an opinion on if you expect your opinion to be taken seriously
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ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?????
Kindest regards,
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Due to budgetary constraints we do not have the resources for any Ship of Theseus bullshit and we have chosen death over continuity.
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bilf (book i'd like to finish)
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how the hell do people sleep lying on their backs. This is genuinely harrowing
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we used to get prescribed a summer on the seaside. now we just get told to go touch grass. the economy is in shambles
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it’s so hard being your father’s son (female)
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“oh one time my—” (abruptly stops myself from saying the words “tumblr mutual” in public) “overseas colleague”
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Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after
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I am not meant for casual. I was born for soul crushing devotion.
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I just want to sit on a porch with the love of my life and enjoy the light evening rain
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If Sisyphus was a girl, he would be able to push that boulder up
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do you think it'll all be okay?
yeah. even if it won’t i’ve got people to love in the meantime
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