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tumblr is great because no matter how many followers i get it doesn't stop me from being really fucking annoying. other places i will perhaps think before i post. Not here. not here
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to me the block button is telling someone to stfu but minding my business about it
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hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back
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unfortunately reading as broadly as possible is really the most helpful way to understand the world. you can't even restrict yourself in any kind of consistent way. like. I've just discovered a crucial theory for my disability studies thesis in a book about the Jordanian bread industry. what the fuck
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Another day of being a sweetiepie. Just clocked in
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[AFTER REVEALING VERY TELLING PERSONAL INFO] But don’t read into that. let’s move along
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[person in the late 1700s voice] and just when are you going to end feudalism? the holy roman emperor will just send hundreds of thousands of troops to quell your rebellions. we aren't getting anywhere like this, and haven't you heard the monarchs are adopting enlightened ideas anyway? there have been no successful capitalist states, all of the attempts have turned into failures or have installed a new monarch
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morality ocd coded dreams are so funny like what if you did this horrible thing and everyone wanted you dead. ok now that you're awake you have to look insane by asking people if it happened in real life
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me and u both ouppy
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Mary Oliver, from "Dogfish" in New and Selected Poems
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Hello! And Welcome to Taskmaster! Please welcome our five contestants! And next to me, a man who once told me in confidence that his wife has filled his house with chintz. To keep it real I fuck him on the floor. It's little Alex Horne!
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hi whatever you’re going through you’re not alone
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people with chronic pain will go “ why can’t I sleep well? Why am I crying for no reason? Why am I getting frustrated easily ?” Not yet realizing their pain got worse
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just had someone reblog my post about how you can’t transition from dyadic to intersex and say “I agree but I hate that this post implies that people who transition to be intersex aren’t intersex”. okay. you don’t agree then? did you even read the post? help?
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