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Karma is the girl on the screen coming to a theater near me! Whether it’s your first or 13th time, grab your tickets to see TAYLOR SWIFT | THE ERAS TOUR concert film only in theaters in North America starting on October 13th so we can experience our favorite tour memories together again. Tickets available at AMC, Cinemark, Regal and Fandango.

Pssssst: What’s your friendship bracelet going to say? 🫶

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The Karate Kid x Self Inserted OC! (K-12 Edition!)

Wake up.. You’re gonna be late.

The clock was then levitating and then thrown. Rosanna got out of bed and sat on it.

“Wait.. what was my dream again?” Rosanna mumbled and got up. She walked to her calendar.

“I remember feeling trapped in rising heat, and there were plastic or cardboard cutouts all around me, and my gums’ roots were pushing out my teeth, and the voice of a thousand angels said to me, “It’s temporary.”.” Rosanna said and then grabbed a crayon from the jar and drew a heart on her calendar.

Then Rosanna put the crayon back in the jar and started to walk away.

“Maybe that should be my mantra as I step into what will inevitably be the worst years of my life.” Rosanna mumbled.

Rosanna was near her closet and she kept speaking.

“Ah yes, off to a world in which girls are to wear pink dresses and boys blue pants. Well, I dyed my uniform and embroidered flowers on the sleeves.” Rosanna said and then laughed.

“Speaking of, I should probably change into my uniform right now. Nah.. That shit’s itchy. It can wait.” Rosanna said as she stepped inside the closet and changed. She then went out and walked to the bathroom.

She spoke again while in the bathroom.

“Oh yeah. And in my dream, you know, when the air below me was sucking my teeth out of their sockets, I noticed that my front two teeth stayed and the gap between them just kept getting larger and larger. How’s that even possible? I know right?” Rosanna said.

Rosanna walked to the kitchen to make her breakfast.

“I wish my mom wasn’t passed out right now and could at least drive me to the bus stop.” Rosanna said.

She tried to pour a bowl of cereal but a tarantula pops out of the box.

“Phillipe? What are you doing in there? Don’t scare me like that!” Rosanna talked to her tarantula as it crawled away.

“What was that angel’s name again? Was it Damian or Dante? No, I think it was Daniel.” Rosanna confessed while mumbling.

Rosanna is seen on the bus, next to her friend, Ali.

“I feel so sick.” Rosanna confessed.

“I can’t believe we have to do this.” Ali said.

“Do you think we’ll make any friends?” Rosanna asked.

“I hope so, but at least we have eachother.” Ali said.

“That’s true.” Rosanna said and smiled.

Then a paper airplane hits Rosanna. She opens it and it reads “gap toothed bitch”.

“Seriously? What does it say?” Rosanna asks Ali and gives the paper to her.

Ali then gets up and looks at the boy who sent the paper airplane.

“Real mature!” Ali stood up for Rosanna.

Then 2 boys started to say something.

“Aw, sad little baby! Go on!” The boys said.

“Does the bunny wabbit need some tissues?” Kelly said.

“I bet she has some in her bra!” Maya called out.

“It’s okay, just ignore them. Just plastic assholes.” Ali comforted Rosanna.

Then the kids started to chant.

“Crybaby, wah-wah!”

“This is.. K-12.” Rosanna said.

(WHEELS ON THE BUS)

The bus is thrown off the road and into the body of water below. The kids scream.

Rosanna was on the floor.

“C’mon! Get up! What are you doing?” Ali said and helped Rosanna up to her seat just right next to Ali.

Then, Rosanna and Ali used their powers and the bus is lifted to the sky.

“We should hang here more often.” Rosanna confessed.

“It’s so much better up here.” Ali said.

“This isn’t real... This isn’t real...” A boy said.

“Should we land this thing?” Rosanna said to Ali.

“Mm, Nah.” Ali said.

“I’m gonna jump out this window!” A boy said.

Then, Ali and Rosanna landed the bus right infront of the school. They got out. They bowed but didn’t face the driver.

Their panties said..

The bell chimed as Rosanna and Ali were going up the stairs.

“I don’t know why people are so scared of death.” Rosanna said.

“I agree. It’s just another part of life.” Ali said.

“You start in the womb and you end in the tomb.” Rosanna said.

“Wait a second. Where is everybody?” Ali asks.

“I don’t know if it’s because it’s cold in here, but I’m getting kind of a creepy chill down my back..” Rosanna said.

“I love it!” Rosanna and Ali said at the same time.

A ghost figure passes them behind which causes them to look behind them.

“What even was that?” Ali said.

“Scary.” Rosanna said.

They finished going up the stairs with their bookbags.

Rosanna sighs, “What’s the room number again?”

“222.” Ali responds.

Then doors show. One on the left said..

“221.” Rosanna said.

The one on the right said..

“223.” Ali said.

The one in the middle said..

“222.” They said.

The door opens and they see the classroom filled up besides two seats. Their seats.

“Class, would you like to inform Rosanna and Ali of what rule they did not follow today?” Ms. Daphne said.

“When the bell rings, you must be in your assigned seat.” The whole class said in unison.

“What are ya deaf? Sit your asses down!” Ms. Daphne said.

“Sorry, Ms. Daphne.” Rosanna and Ali muttered.

The loudspeaker notification beeps.

“All must stand for the pledge of allegiance. All rise!” The loudspeaker said.

“Henry! On your feet!” Ms. Daphne yelled at a boy.

“I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands...” The loudspeaker and students said in unison.

“I’m being generous with you, boy.” Ms. Daphne said.

“One nation under God...” The students and loudspeaker said.

“Last chance to stand...” Ms. Daphne said.

“Indivisible...” The loudspeaker and students said.

“And show some respect!” Ms. Daphne yelled.

“With liberty and justice for all.” The loudspeaker and students finished.

“You hear that? Liberty and justice for all? That’s bullshit.” Henry said.

Ms. Daphne presses a button. It beeps, calling security.

The door opens violently.

“Grab the boy. Get that one.” The man said.

“Quiet!” Another man said.

“Get off me! I didn’t do anything!” Henry said.

“Take him to the holding!” A man shouted.

“Put him in the back. This is what you get!” Another man shouted.

The three exit and the door slams shut.

Then, it was naptime. Rosanna and Ali find a secret passageway under the bed.

Rosanna flicks a light on.

“Ali?” Rosanna called out.

“I’m over here! Can you hear me?” Ali called out.

“Yea, where are you?” Rosanna asked.

“I’m trying to follow your voice.” Ali called out.

Ali got close to Rosanna.

“There you are.” Ali said.

“Finally. How do they expect us to sleep in here?” Rosanna said.

“I don’t know. I am kind of sleepy though.” Ali said

END OF CHAPTER 1.

#k 12 melanie martinez #karate #daniel larusso x reader #the karate kid #cobra kai #tkk #daniel larusso

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real

i’m sooo down bad

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Real

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mrs curtis: *holding her second born* honey what should we call him

mr curtis: sodapop

mrs curtis: 

years later

mrs curtis: *holding her third born* honey what should we call him?

mr curtis: ponyboy

mrs curtis: 

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das

Y/N: I’m sad..

Peridot: Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is das

Peridot: And das not good

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HELP LANDOWNEKDKSK💀

AMANDA TURN AROUND STOP T POSING LOOK AT WOOLY WHAT THE FU

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idk why but I really really really love the whole "it's SUPPOSED to be for kids, but there's something BAD happening...", very gender, very cool

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MY POOR MEOW MEOW

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Distinguished gentleman

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real

all of these apply💖

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my muse is ocean o'connell rosenberg 💪😍😍

Reblog if your muse can sing

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SPECIAL WILL COME OUT TODAY 💕

Thank you to everyone who got me to 100 likes!

LOVE YOU ALL OMG 😍😍😍💕💕💕

FIRST MILESTONE YIPPIE

I'll make a special for this ! 💕

#tumblr milestone #thank you #love you all #100 likes #23 posts

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 100 likes!

LOVE YOU ALL OMG 😍😍😍💕💕💕

FIRST MILESTONE YIPPIE

I'll make a special for this ! 💕

#100 likes #tumblr milestone #thank you

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matt (eddsworld) with a s/o that is clingy! (affectionate) 🌹

note : last post before my school starts ☹️

WHAT.

HE GETS AN AFFECTIONATE S/O?

YIPPIE!!

will hold you in cuddle sessions frfr💯

If either of you get sick it's just like luz and amity when they communicated with tamagotchis 😍

He's your Luz and your his Amity basically!!

LOVES YOU FOREVER

You can and you will smother his face with kisses.

HE LIVES FOR THAT!

tryna keep warm? Put your hands in his sleeves and he'll just DIE☹️

HE LOVES THAT

IF YOU COMPLIMENT HIM OMG

BROS FACE IS BURNING

HIS FACE IS TURNING RED NOW

he just loves you sm like hsnenejwjsjsn

"Reader why can't we get married now..? Your just so clingy and I love it and hejjsjsja"

"We've been dating for a year sweetie.."

note 2: tysm for reading 😻

#matt eddsworld #AWH! #cute #adorable #clingy girlfriend #Matt is so cute man #one shot #drabble #headcannons #gender neutral reader #Matt eddsworld x reader

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I’m very normal about him