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And they say brunettes with dimples can’t stabilize the reactor core 😏
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Philadelphians refilling the earths core with Cheez Whiz during the Great Cheez Whiz shortage of 1912
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“Koko, the gorilla famous for knowing sign language, was asked where gorillas go after death, she responded by signing “Comfortable hole, bye.”“
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Science fucking sucks man how come I've never gotten a straight answer to "is squirt pee" cus like if I got an extra fucking tank of mystery liquid in me that I can unleash if certain conditions are met I'd like to know about it
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👀🔍®🗼🍑🍓😍💕🍇🌸💎💙✖️💭🍈💃✊🍵🌾🍶🍝
my recently used emojis ALWAYS have those first three there no matter what lmao
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updated my wizard playlists
80s magic power ballads
industrial metal for wizards
quest music (evil)
quest music (good)
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You considered me racist and blocked me yet you let DieWhiteWoman reblog from you?
it's german for thewhitewoman
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nandor the relentless is literally everything to me. he covers his face in glitter because he 'wants to be like twilight'. he got kidnapped by some witches because he couldnt stop himself from petting a goat. he tried to become an american citizen in 1992 but never finished because he got distracted by the macarena. he is a horse girl and also bisexual. he accidentally killed his great (x30) granddaughter because he was too excited to give her a teddy bear . he fucked george washington
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PENIS STRANGE, PENIS INEFFABLE
PENIS ESOTERIC, PENIS INEXPRESSIBLE
PENIS IN THEORY, PENIS CTHONIC
PENIS RECURSIVE, PENIS NEO-PLATONIC
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i like mad scientists bc i think we should all get to indulge in being gay, evil, and insufferably smart
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