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here’s a concept: me, riding your ceiling fan like a gargoyle. you, smacking me with a broom. both of us are yelling
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Had enough of bath time thanks
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my neighbors are frat guys who are apparently incapable of taking their trash further than their front door so they had a friend come visit today
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he’s very cute but i’m worried about him because he won’t leave even when i make loud noises or throw sticks at him from behind.
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Don’t forget that:
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My therapist said “I have to show you something on my phone!”
It was this:
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