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“This is my fault. Should have learned kung fu.”

( @leschanceux)

Amelia groaned with pain, lying on her back. "I'll remember that... Remind me to tell my spine," she sarcastically commented before accepting Steve's hand to pull herself up onto her feet, hissing as she could hear her knees pop, her back searing with pain.

...Reaching your mid-thirties sucked!

Then again, she supposed there was not an age where falling off a scaffold and landing onto a car where it wouldn't suck.

#leschanceux #Steve muse #should have learned kung fu #damnit Barton do your paper-queue

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( @mcltitcdes; @koiwrites )

‘No, Khonshu.’

Moon Knight or Ms. Marvel for @mcuchallenge

#Operation Watchtower #mcltitcdes #Marc muse #Mr. Spector #[Grumpy Eagle <3] #Steven muse #Mr. Grant #[Sweet Sir Galahad <3] #Mr. Lockley #[Dark side of the Moon] #Moon Knight #[Can't fight the Moonlight] #Handler Bait #(LOVE this quote in the comics!) #damnit Barton do your paper-queue

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Scarlett Johansson & Jeremy Renner on set of The Avengers (2012) / Avengers: Endgame (2019)

#Operation Watchtower #Agent Barton #Agent Romanoff #Clintasha #damnit Barton do your paper-queue

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Send me a ✾ and my character will recommend a book to yours and why they think they should read it.

( @nytehavyn-circle)

"I realize it is young adult, but I love this series. It is one of my favorites. It's just a really fun read."

#nytehavyncircle #Tolaas muse #book rec meme answer- The Squire's Tale #damnit Barton do your paper-queue

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( @mcltitcdes; @koiwrites)

#v: A woman's place is in the Resistance! #We are the Spark (The Resistance) #General Dameron #[Flyboy <3] #mcltitcdes #Poe muse #(What do you mean this isn't what happened when Poe was rescued on Jakku??) #Handler Bait #(Ris is so in love with him--even if she tries to deny it) #damnit Barton do your paper-queue

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Clint pillows his head in Amelia’s lap with such practiced ease that it should be comical, but the funniest part is the way he grabs her hands and directs them to his hair. He may be a badass, a sexy bastard, and a dork, but sometimes he’s just a giant puppy.

( @bokketo)

Without batting an eye, Amelia slightly shifts to sit up straight, lifting up her arm holding her book in order to give Clint clear access, letting him lie down to resting his head on her lap. She lets him tug on her hand, and she gently brushes her fingers through his dusty blond hair, stroking him as she continues reading, humming ever so softly for him.

Perhaps some might have found it a little odd or silly the way the infamous archer was acting like a puppy, but to Amelia, it was just one of Clint's many quirks that she loves.

#bokketo #Clint muse #a giant puppy #(Clint so is!) #damnit Barton do your paper-queue

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Your the only person who could convince me to ditch SWORD and join SHIELD instead.

Love

Excalibur ♥️

( @iampulsar)

"I never said you shouldn't work for your agency, only that I was not leaving S.H.I.E.L.D. for S.W.O.R.D."

"But thanks, Charlie."

#iampulsar #damnit Barton do your paper-queue

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🙄 What do they think is the most annoying habit? (In other people this time )

( @adventurepunks)

"Lying."

"I'm not talking about white lies, but just...hiding stuff, omitting things... Because if I catch you lying, I'm going to wonder what else are you hiding, how many other times have you lied, it shatters my trust."

#adventurepunks #(thank you sweetie!) #Case Notes #things the handler dislikes #damnit Barton do your paper-queue

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State of the Blog (OOC)

Hey, everyone.

So...

Okay,  I’ve just had my big doctor appointment yesterday; got more follow-up tests at the end of the month (so hiatus on the pregnancy threads remain). Had some tense/stressful moments at the house with my brother, and two weeks ago, a family friend, someone I had known almost my entire life, passed away unexpectedly. And I’ll be honest, I haven’t been okay since.

In fact, still not okay.

But whatever.

So, I’m going to try and come back to writing.

I do have Discord for those who wish to chat or RP on there; hit me up. I’ve been working on an OC blog, a Star Wars RP blog, trying to work on a couple of writing projects, and...yeah.

I’m hoping everyone is okay. Please take care of yourselves.

#Out of field reports #tw depression #tw death #damnit Barton do your paper-queue

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Ol’ Brown Eyes

#almondcroissantsandink #The Mandalorian #Old West Mando #(seriously love this fanart) #damnit Barton do your paper-queue

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The person I reblogged this from deserves all the good things.

#BOLO #spybiote #this person is just too cool #go love on them #damnit Barton do your paper-queue

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spring bloom 🏳️‍⚧️✨ // a belated kaoru doodle because his birthday was yesterday (3.27!)

#Random Post #chrysanthemumskies #(okay I have no idea what this is from but this is beautiful) #damnit Barton do your paper-queue

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Send “Don’t touch her/him” to see my muse’s reaction to your muse defending them against a physical threat

#Mission Objective #don't touch her meme #ask meme #damnit Barton do your paper-queue

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encanto was fun....here’s a crossover!

#Fandom Post #Disney's Encanto #Disney's Hercules #(never knew I needed this crossover or ship till now) #tuherrus #good job! #damnit Barton do your paper-queue

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#Random Post #Italian American Vampires will never NOT be funny to me 😂 #damnit Barton do your paper-queue

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( @codenamepinetree​)

“If it will keep you out of some trouble and have your paperwork in order? Sure. I’ll call you that.”

Yes. Captain Chaos fits you.

"Seems like an oxymoron to say I'm calmest when in the midst of chaos, so I suppose the title fits. Will you be using it as my call sign from now on?"

#codenamepinetree #Captain Chaos #damnit Barton do your paper-queue

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How do you tragically die?

Take the quiz here.

Tagged by: @shireentheunburnt​.

Tagging: @audaxbellator​ for Peggy; @ablackwidowsbite​ for Wanda; @fallxnprxnce​; @mcltitcdes​ for Max; @adventurepunks​ for Zatanna; @blizzardmuses​ for Kori; @agentjjkelly​; @agentsterling​; @codenamepinetree​; and @iampulsar​.

Results:

Became a Martyr

You knew what your death would mean to the world, and sacrificed yourself to make a statement. Your name became a rallying cry for the righteous, and through the influence of your death, you changed the course of history for the better.

#Case Notes #(this is so damn accurate for what Amelia would do that it hurts lol) #damnit Barton do your paper-queue