incorrect-doramitsu

[incorrect-doramitsu]

Draken: Cause you're pretty and you're smart, and you're ignoring me so you're obviously my type.

Mitsuya, who was distracted: I'm sorry- what were you saying?

Draken: Perfect.

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[incorrect-doramitsu]

Draken: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.

Mitsuya: Are you a software update? because not right now.

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[incorrect-doramitsu]

Mitsuya: I'm trash.

Draken: As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you?

Mitsuya:

Mitsuya: You smooth motherfucker.

Mitsuya: And yes it does.

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[incorrect-doramitsu]

Draken: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Mitsuya: I make you chocolate.

Draken, already crying: You did?

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[incorrect-doramitsu]

Mitsuya: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

Draken: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

Mitsuya: ...

Mitsuya: You mean ring bearER, right?

Draken: ...

Mitsuya: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

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[incorrect-doramitsu]

Mitsuya: Hey, about that love letter you sent me-

Draken: *blushes* What are your thoughts?

Mitsuya: The fourth sentence-

Draken: Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I-

Mitsuya: It’s “you’re” not “your.”

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[incorrect-doramitsu]

Draken: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Mitsuya!

Mitsuya: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

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[incorrect-doramitsu]

Mitsuya: We should be partners.

Draken: You mean like, partners in crime?

Mitsuya: Yeah... that’s precisely what I meant.

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[incorrect-doramitsu]

Draken: Mitsuya and I are no longer dating.

Mitsuya: Draken, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.

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[incorrect-doramitsu]

Mitsuya: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Draken: It was autocorrect.

Mitsuya: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Draken: Yes.

#doramitsu #draken x mitsuya #draken #ken ryuguji #mitsuya takashi #takashi mitsuya #twin dragons #ドラみつ #incorrect doramitsu #incorrect tokrev

[incorrect-doramitsu]

*Draken and Mitsuya flirting with each other yet again*

Inupi: And you two are sure you're not dating?

Draken: 100%.

Mitsuya: Of course not! Why would you think that?

Inupi: I wonder why that possibility would even cross my mind, Mitsuya. I fucking wonder.

#doramitsu #draken x mitsuya #draken #ken ryuguji #mitsuya takashi #takashi mitsuya #twin dragons #ドラみつ #incorrect doramitsu #incorrect tokrev #seishu inui #inui seishu

[incorrect-doramitsu]

Inupi: Who do we know that has handcuffs?

Draken: Well Mitsuya and I-

Mitsuya: *elbows Draken*

Draken: ...wouldn't know.

#doramitsu #draken x mitsuya #draken #ken ryuguji #mitsuya takashi #takashi mitsuya #twin dragons #ドラみつ #incorrect doramitsu #incorrect tokrev #seishu inui #inui seishu

[incorrect-doramitsu]

Inupi: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed the car?

Mitsuya: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Draken, deer!"

Inupi: ...And what did Draken do?

Mitsuya: ...he said "Yes, Honey?"

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[incorrect-doramitsu]

Mitsuya, looking through his clothes: Has anyone seen my top?

Inupi: Draken's in the kitchen.

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[incorrect-doramitsu]

Draken: Hey, Mitsuya. What kind of flowers do you prefer?

Mitsuya: I like sunflowers.

Draken, pulling out a bouquet of Venus Flytraps: Well, shit-

#doramitsu #draken x mitsuya #draken #ken ryuguji #mitsuya takashi #takashi mitsuya #twin dragons #ドラみつ #incorrect doramitsu #incorrect tokrev

[incorrect-doramitsu]

Draken: Do you want to know your gay name?

Mitsuya: My... my gay name?

Draken: Yeah, it's your first name-

Mitsuya: Haha. Very funny Draken-

Draken: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.

Mitsuya: Oh- oh my god.

#doramitsu #draken x mitsuya #draken #ken ryuguji #mitsuya takashi #takashi mitsuya #twin dragons #ドラみつ #incorrect doramitsu #incorrect tokrev

[incorrect-doramitsu]

Mitsuya: Hey, wanna take a shower with me?

Draken: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.

#doramitsu #draken x mitsuya #draken #ken ryuguji #mitsuya takashi #takashi mitsuya #twin dragons #ドラみつ #incorrect doramitsu #incorrect tokrev