Gonna just make new incorrect quote posts whenever now instead of keeping up a queue since this blog was just for fun. ...and there’s a lot of posts here. It’s been here since December 31st, 2017, after all.
Reblogging own posts will be whenever too as well.
-Mod Ion
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Ion: You didn't have to kidnap me.
Dr. X: Kidnapping is what you do to children. You're nineteen. I abducted you.
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Mary: Hey, Ion! How are you?
Ion: Moving from one crisis to another as elegantly as I can.
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Kaito: Everything's going to be fine. It's just a crush.
Sharon: Hey, Kaito.
Kaito: I love you.
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Dr. X: Of course, at first, there are going to be side effects.
Ion: Yeah. Death.
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Prince: How come my balance is worse on one side of my body?
Kaito: This happens when my dick goes down one pant leg or another.
Prince: Yeah that whole miligram must really throw you off when its not centered.
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No, I never work out. Constant stress and panic and lack of sleep and various food intolerances keep me quite thin.
Ion Christine (via incorrect-gameofdice)
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Dr. X: My hair’s all messed up...
Ion: It’s your morals that are messed up.
Dr. X: Oh, that’s just my charm.
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Dr. X: We’re a lot alike, you and I. I and you. US!
Ion: Oh! Except for a sense of honor and decency and a moral center!
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You confused me with someone with remorse.
Dr. X (via incorrect-gameofdice)
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Remember, kids, gambling is good for you.
Dr. X, introducing the Genius League (via incorrect-gameofdice)
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Don’t worry. I have logic…. just not morals.
Dr. X (via incorrect-gameofdice)
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‘You should never bottle up your emotions,’ I say, kicking seventeen Emotion Bottles™ under the carpet.
Ion Christine (via incorrect-gameofdice)
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Do I have a crush or am I just idolizing this person for being vaguely nice to me.
Ion Christine’s traumatized ass (via incorrect-gameofdice)
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If no tears shampoo works so great then why do I still cry in the shower every morning hmmmmmm?
Ion Christine (via incorrect-gameofdice)
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Kai: Edward, are you okay?
Edward: Sharon gave Kaito a 30 slide powerpoint on why using a condom is important. It was 30 slides of pictures of me.
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You can struggle all you want now. I’ll be loving every minute of it!
Rosé (via incorrect-gameofdice)
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