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I once thought I had a friend. Then it turned out he was the single worst person I have ever met.

Bumblebee about Longarm (via incorrect-transformers-animated)

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Optimus: Okay I estimate that we have a 33% chance-

Bumblebee: All right let’s do this LEEEROOOOOY JENKIIIINS!

Prowl: Oh my god he just ran in there.

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Jazz: Have a good day!

Sentinel: Don't tell me what to do.

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Optimus: I know we get in trouble all the time and generally don't act like a proper Autobot Team...

Ratchet: This group operates more like a slapstick situational comedy about a drug cartel.

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If there’s anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Sentinel Magnus (via incorrect-transformers-animated)

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Bumblebee: Yeah, we're best friends, but I'd frag you if you asked.

Bulkhead: What?

Bumblebee: What?

Prowl [without looking up]: He said he's frag you if you asked.

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Shockwave: What is your problem? Does seeing me fail somehow make you feel better about your own sad, miserable life?

Lugnut: It does, one hundred percent.

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Icy Blitzwing: Do you ever play sad music just so you can feel sa-

*Upbeat music starts to play*

Random Blitzwing: Frag being sad!

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If I keep my body moving and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.

Optimus (via incorrect-transformers-animated)

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Starscream: You’re supposed to be dead!

Megatron: Am I not?

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Rodimus[capturing a Decpticon]: You have the right to remain-

Hot Shot: A loser.

Rodimus: Nice. But now legally I have to start over, Hot Shot.

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Optimus: You’re a great guy. A little too emotionally unavailable, if you ask me.

Ratchet: I didn't.

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He knocked that smug look off my face but luckily I was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath.

Starscream about Megatron (via incorrect-transformers-animated)

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Optimus: Surrender.

Megatron: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.

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Ratchet: We can take 'em. Three on three.

Sari: Actually, Ratchet, there's four of us.

Ratchet: Oh. I'm sorry, I didn't count you. Y'know, small human and all.

Sari: I can still fight!

Ratchet: Okay, three and three plus Sari.

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Optimus: It's a white flag, and you better start waving it now, Blitzwing!

Blitzwing: The only thing I'll be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping creator!

Optimus: ...Good Lord.

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There is a master key and a spare key for the ship. Ratchet has them both. When I asked, ‘What if you go offline, Ratchet ? How will we get into the ship?’ He said, ‘If I’m offlined, you guys have been offline for weeks

Optimus (via incorrect-transformers-animated)

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