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Barbie, on Ken's shoulder: Do I even weigh anything to you?

Ken: No. It’s like holding a couple of grapes.

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[out to dinner for date night]

Barbie: Did you enjoy my lecture?

Gloria: No, and neither did our waiter.

Barbie: Well, if you’re going to serve Cornish game hen you should either be familiar with the history of Cornwall or be prepared to learn it.

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[at the office gym]

Gloria, watching Barbie work out: I could take her.

Aaron: Who, Barbie? I don't think so.

Gloria:

Aaron: You mean in a fight, right?

Gloria:

Aaron: In a fight, right?!

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Sasha: *breaks window and climbs through it*

Sasha: *turns around to carefully bring Barbie through the window after her*

Sasha: Breaking and entering is wrong, Barbie

Barbie: Okay 👍

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[Barbie shows Sasha a picture of her that she drew]

Barbie, pointing: Look. This is your badness level.

Sasha:

Barbie: It's unusually high for someone your size.

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Barbie, having a religious crisis: Do you think God stays in heaven because She, too, lives in fear of what She’s created?

Sasha, Yasmin, Cloe, and Jade having a sleepover:

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Barbie, to Gloria: Here’s a bunch of numbers. It may look random but it’s my phone number.

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Barbie: *rolls over in bed and knees Gloria in the ribs*

Gloria: Ow! You kneed me!

Barbie, sleepily: Yeah, I do need you.

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Gloria: That guy wanted to buy you a drink. 

Barbie: Really? But I already have a drink. Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?

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Barbie, to Sasha: One person’s annoying is another’s inspiring and heroic!

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Barbie, upon meeting Sasha: Look at you! All cute and small! I could just pick you up!

Sasha: *proceeds to kick her in the shin and run away*

Jade, walking past: Rule number 1, don't call Sasha cute or small.

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Barbie, about to get her appendix removed: If I die during the operation, promise you'll do one thing for me.

Gloria: Anything, Barbie. I promise.

Barbie: Blow up the hospital.

Gloria: ... Well, I promised, so I guess I'll have to.

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Sasha: According to my calculations, it will take us 208 years to achieve gender equality.

Gloria: That's the most specific bad news I've ever heard.

Barbie: 208 years?! Nuh-uh. Over my dead vagina.  

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Sasha: We're not friends!

Barbie: Pft. Okay, bestie!

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Gloria, panicking: It's okay. There's nothing linking you to what happened to Ken.

Barbie: His body's in the trunk of my car.

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Sasha: Can I get extra mashed potatoes, please? 

Barbie: They’re as mashed as I can mash them, kid.

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Barbie: And once again, Barbie and Gloria save the day!

Sasha: You didn’t do anything. It was all my mom.

Barbie: We’re a package deal. Everyone knows that.

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