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incorrectechobgr · 2 months
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Things to never say to someone who just came out
Vidhi: I knew the second you told me you were gay
Eden: In that outfit?
Harsh: Behold! The Oracle spoke the truth.
Aastha: This has been so obvious ever since I started stalking you
Shravan: I was planning to come out this very moment, you just stole my thunder
AP: Your mother and I still love you
Fido: Oh! Like Ellen!
Jairaj: So what's next for Mr. New Gay Man
Srinwanti: You still owe me ₹100
Chirag: Our Father in Heaven, Halloween be thy name....i
Jaanvi: You're so lucky you don't have to donate blood now
Desai: Hi gay, I'm Dad.
Prerana ma'am: Would you like to go on record stating that for our department's diversity initiative.
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incorrectechobgr · 2 months
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Desai: The fact that I am considered an adult is both terrifying and hilarious.
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Harsh: You may be in her DMs but I'm on her last nerve
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incorrectechobgr · 2 months
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Athaiya: Introducing a new alignment- chaotic lawful!
Athaiya: I have a strict moral code but nobody can figure out what the hell it is.
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incorrectechobgr · 2 months
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Vidhi *to BBA*: If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.
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incorrectechobgr · 2 months
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Asish: I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are
Asish: Actually, it's going to bug me if I don't--
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Srinwanti: You might see me up in a tree with a deranged look in my eyes, just walk away at that point
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incorrectechobgr · 2 months
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Jaanvi: Vyakhya took the wheels from my heelys, I feel like an angel without wings
Jaanvi: I have to walk down the halls like a peasant and I am livid
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incorrectechobgr · 2 months
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Advik: Oh what, so only roosters are allowed to start the day screaming?
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Jairaj: Due to the lack of cicadas so far this summer, I will be climbing up the trees and screaming in their absence.
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Fido: I don't need a 'Previously on..' I have been watching this show for nine hours straight
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incorrectechobgr · 2 months
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Parth: Relationships should be 50/50. She cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
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incorrectechobgr · 2 months
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Tarushi: First date ideas: hand-to-hand combat
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incorrectechobgr · 2 months
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Marishka: Being in ECHO is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane.
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incorrectechobgr · 2 months
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Isha: Radha on the dance floor dance💃
Isha: Radha likes to party 🪩
Isha: Radha has to go home early so she can study for finals and not bring shame to her family
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incorrectechobgr · 2 months
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Elijah: Your girlfriend/boyfriend should never be your priority. Your first priority should always be to become the greatest Hokage of all times
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Shravan: I have this kind of permanently defeated aura about me that I cover with humour and concerning amounts of optimism
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