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everyone's got that one homie who zealously adheres to his inflexible code of honor even though it has long since become a burden to him
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honestly christianity really hit the jackpot with "jesus christ" rolling off the tongue as an expletive so well. the number one problem with fantasy settings is that whatever names you come up with to take in vain will never hit as well as "jesus christ"
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hey do people know about this painting??? because it hangs in the art gallery in my city and it makes me a little insane every time i see it
anyway it's called the victory of faith (1891) and it's by saint george hare
**actually, i'm editing this to add a closeup of their faces too:
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i wanna talk about this shot
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Hey friends. Do this:
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This probably took this person 3 seconds to do but it immediately told me that they liked my story enough to come back and read it again and they liked it again the second time.
Your favorite writers Do Not Know that you think about their stories after you read them. I generally assume that my stories make people happy for the few minutes they’re reading and then they never think about it again. To know that that’s not the case and that someone has returned just makes my little heart swell with joy.
I needed this today. If you’re the person who left this comment (or if you’ve ever commented on any of my writing) I love you.
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Thinking about that interview Tom Sturridge did on playing Morpheus
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Always made me laugh a bit, because… like…
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Like, fuck yeah boy… That is a creature. And that creature CAN (ethereal alien beautiful arresting gorgeous aesthetic erotic who among us does not enjoy a bit of creature with out thirst?) sexy. X_X
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ok kids it's time to share our feelings!
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me, posting stuff for over 7 different fandoms at random all on the same blog:
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One of us...!
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Sophie: I’m your new cleaning lady, of course!
Howl:
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No one checks
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Map of the US by a truck driver who has seen most of it…
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Rejoice, “let’s fake a relationship for Christmas” fanfic season is upon us.
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sometimes i like to think about percy with a laurel wreath on his head, gold or green. just as a treat. i just think he’s pretty
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imagine hestia and sally baking cookies for the demigods only for apollo, meg and percy to eat it all without sparing a single crumb for the others
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I like to think that since Poseidon was able to shapeshift in the myths, he loves to pop up randomly to check on his son when Percy was little, and he’d turn himself into the most random things ever but would always get caught in the weirdest ways.
Like, remember Percy strangling a snake? That was Poseidon. He just wanted to check on his baby but was afraid on getting caught, and he just turned himself to a snake– cause who would expect a sea god to turn into a snake? 
Gods don’t transform into animals anymore these days, mostly because they love their original appearance and they don’t want to accidentally hook up with an animal, I’m looking at you Zeus.
He was so so proud of his son’s strength. But why did he have to strangle the snake? Surely a demigod baby wasn’t supposed to be able to do that.
But then again, Hercules did it too so maybe it was a normal thing for the Big Three offspring? He vaguely remembered his other children not doing that, but  years of not having a child makes you forget about the little unimportant details.
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