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Rivers: I have a bad feeling about this...
Nick: What do you mean?
Rivers: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?
Nick: No?
Con: That actually explains so much.
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Con: I'm not doing to well.
Chaka: What's wrong?
Con: I have this headache that comes and goes.
*Rivers enters the room*
Con: There it is again.
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Rivers: Here is my wall of inspirational people.
Southgate: Is that a picture of you?
Rivers: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
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Nick: We can't lose. Because we have this. *points to their chest*
Con: We have heart?
Nick: Heart? No, me. I'm pointing at myself. I'm going to win this for us.
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Chaka: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Rivers a little bit.
Rose, holding Chaka's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.
Chaka: No, that's our joint tombstone.
Rose: My mistake.
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Dani: WHO ATE MY BREAD?!
Dani: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K-
Rose: I did?
Dani: Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating anything today Rose.
*walking away*
Rose:
Rose: Their gone Steve.
Steve, coming out the closet with bread stuffed in their mouth: Twankh uh!
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