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Staying awake's easy young man, sleeping is harder

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A toast!

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A toast!

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Aaron burrger

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A. Ham and cheese sandwich

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Alex: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

John: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

Alex: I said within reason, John. How about I murder that guy?

John: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?

Alex: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

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see you again || hamburr

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Bro wants to be in the woom whew it happwens

Pocket sized burr :3

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Ha. Sucker. Lol 🍭

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DADDY DADDY LOOK *beatboxing intesifies*

MY NAME IS PHILIP

I AM A POET

I WROTE THIS POEM JUST TO SHOW IT

AND I

JUST TURNED NINE

YOU CAN WRITE RHYMES BUT YOU CAN’T WRITE MINE’

WHAT!

I PRACTICE FRENCH AND PLAY PIANO WITH MY MOTHER

I HAVE A SISTER BUT I WANT A LITTLE BROTHER

Okay XD

MY DADDY’S TRYNA START AMERICAS BANK

UN DEUX TROIS QUATRE CINQQQQQ

BRAVO!!

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growing up is realizing that oats and grains are sustenance

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Hamilton: "pardon me, are you Aaron burr, sir?"

Burr looking Alex up and down: "No."

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I magine some bastard orphan son of a whore just randomly stands at your door at fucking 2am and wants to convince you to protect the new US constitution. At fucking 2am.

Yeah i would shoot him too.

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My sweet summer child.

Let me do it for you<3

I NEED to get a modern AU Hamilton fic where burr is more like he was in actual history. A smoker hypersexual insomniac.

Like, that dude was so much more badass than people make him out to be. I don't have anything about soft, quiet and nice burr but just PLEASEEEEEEEE someone make him a drug addict.

I don't know why I like to read fanfics with characters that take drugs in the forefront, but I do and burr HISTORICALLY was addicted so writing a drug addict burr fanfic can't be that hard (said by someone that can't write for shit.)

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I NEED to get a modern AU Hamilton fic where burr is more like he was in actual history. A smoker hypersexual insomniac.

Like, that dude was so much more badass than people make him out to be. I don't have anything about soft, quiet and nice burr but just PLEASEEEEEEEE someone make him a drug addict.

I don't know why I like to read fanfics with characters that take drugs in the forefront, but I do and burr HISTORICALLY was addicted so writing a drug addict burr fanfic can't be that hard (said by someone that can't write for shit.)

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I'm John Laurens in a place to be

At two pints of mayonnaise but I'm working on three!

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