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Beelzebub: ... theres a massive beating human heart....

V, popping his head out from a side room: Oh yeah! the heart! we've all seen it!

ant1: I came on it once

Strawberry: why would you say that

ant1: sharing is caring!

strawberry:

ant1: I cared about you guys knowing that

strawberry: well maybe you should care about us by shutting the fuck up <3

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Ah yes the vincenlets, also known as Heather and her goth demon boytoys

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tyler, vince, opalite, and the vincelets plus Kel are all sitting around a table playing poker:

Cal, walking in: are you guys playing strip poker???

Tyler: the rest of us are playing regular poker, *gestures to a mostly undressed v and a partially undressed opal* I don't know what those two are doing

V: Having a great time is what I'm doing babes

Opal: I just wanted an excuse to take off my corset really

Cal: so who's winning and how much are they winning?

Heather: Well, Grim's loosing- Grim, distressed: Heather: -Kel's been trying to help him, and Mordecai and Henrik are tied for first

V: and we're playing for candy instead of money

V: which Mordecai won't eat, and I call dibs on some of it if he wins

Hex: I call dibs on whatever's left after V takes some

Kel: no you can't do that!

Hex: too late I already called dibs bitch!

Kel: I call dibs on a fourth of whatever Hex gets then!

Hex: Hey wait-

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Vincent: okay well some of us get sexually frustrated alright

Calpol: so. You’re telling me that if you don’t get sufficient dick you get pissy about it?

Vincent: yeah, and?

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Vincent: So you don’t drink alcohol?

Anti: No.

Vincent:

Anti: It tastes gross what do you want from me?

Anti: *takes a sip of antifreeze*