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Sethos: Nothing stokes my ire like a cheater. Deception, duplicity, murder — these are merely tools in a toolbox one can use to ensure a job done well. But cheating? I cannot even wrap my head around the point of it. Wouldn't you know you had cheated? How on Earth could you maintain crisp certainty of your superiority to all others? And if you're unable to do that, what's the point of *anything?*

#Sethos #wearenecromancers #source: team fortress 2 #Hooray I had a brief flash of inspiration

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Psychic: *reads mind*

Mind: *human music from Rick and Morty playing on loop*

Psychic: What the actual hell?

-Azarel

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Courier: I've been looking for you. Got something I'm supposed to deliver - your hands only.

Alarin: Yes? What is it?

Courier: *Punches Alarin in the face*

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Sigurd Lupin: In all aspects including physical, I am a Wolf. *yip*

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Gisela: I’m morosexual. That means I’m attracted to dumbasses, and dumbasses exclusively

  Azarel: I’m not a cultist, I just dress in robes and am willing to kill for a strange and unknown God.

  Gisela, taking her clothes off: God Azarel, you’re such a stupid fucking Heretic

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Alastair: “Let’s just keep it right between the amigos.”

  Azarel: “....”

  Alastair: “Just because-”

  Azarel: “What part of the body is the amigos?”

  Alastair: “No that’s us.” Points to himself “One amigo.” Points to Azarel “Two amigo. You and I are amigos.”

  Azarel: “Alright.”

  Alastair: “Yeah it’ll be our thing, we’re bunkies, we’ll share-”

  Azarel: “Amigos, we share amigos.”

  Alastair: “No, we don’t share amigos, we are amigos. Sharing amigos is a whole other thing…”

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"You should never bottle up your emotions," I say, kicking seventeen Emotion Bottles™ under the carpet.

-Garrick the Peacemaker

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Moxie: "Nuke the whales!"

Nora: "... you don't really believe that, do you?"

Moxie: "I dunno. Gotta nuke something."

Source: The Simpsons

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I don’t see anything. Maybe resubmit it?

Not dead. Just very devoid of ideas.

#WAA CHAT #Not Quotes

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Not dead. Just very devoid of ideas.

#If I ever stop doing this #I'll announce it

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Alarin: An earth-book claims that the typical human body contains enough blood vessels to encircle this planet twice. False. Recent testing finds an average of only 1.95 times planetary circumference.

#Alarin #Source: we happy kitchen #wearemage

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Icarus: The gods say they hold up the sky, but I say - knock it down! ...Don't you want to see what's behind it?

#Icarus #wearetrickster #source: the magic circle

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RP Server for “testing out” new characters

I made a Discord server for the purpose of roleplaying as new character ideas, to help flesh them out and get a better feel for their personality. If you’d like to join, here’s the link code.  px75ASF

#Thought I'd promo this here

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Torgrim Prime: Remember, no one was created perfect. Even I was created with an imperfection. I was given too much empathy with human suffering. But I overcame my handicap. That is a true story.

#torgrim prime #wearewarlord #source: portal

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Alarin: Hey Tarek make me admin for a sec.

Tarek has added Alarin as a group admin.

Alarin has removed Tarek as a group admin.

#Alarin #Wearemage #tarek al-amir #wearepaladin #source: fakehistory

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Nulie: I've found that not killing people is very easy. I go long periods of time without killing anybody.

Gisela: Hey, listen, we all have droughts, don't feel bad.

#Nulie Gar'Vara #wearehealer #Gisela Hayen #weareinquisitor #source: The adventure zone

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"Are you a fruit cake? Because I think I hate you."

-Hafgrim the Viking