This took me an hour to make in ms paint
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funniest thing you can do is have photos of celebrities/characters in your home/wallet replacing where youd usually see family
“oh is this framed picture of your… cousin?”
“oh no thats NHL star Boston Bruins goalie Jeremy Swayman. I kiss him everynight before I sleep”
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me and the nhl are breaking up
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Girl, IndyCar got more viewers than F1 this weekend we are so fucking back
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I'm so sorry for those of you that are not watching formula e, indycar, Nascar, etc etc
there's life and racing beyond formula 1 and it's amazing
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'Need a hand?'
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in recognition of World Down Syndrome Day on March 21
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not now kitten daddy’s doing critical damage to his spotify wrapped
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not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store
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taste
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Married people behavior
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apparently people are now purchasing thick water to make slimes with because of a trend on tiktok
thick water is for disabled people who can’t swallow properly. stores usually have extremely limited supplies of it.
please don’t buy thick water for fun or to make slime with. it’s literally the only way some disabled people can drink anything. It’s not a fucking toy
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Are you on southern men swing dancing together tiktok?? Huh??? Because I AM
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whoever invented cozy in bed was a genius. and whoever invented getting up should be burnt at the stake
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the parasocial relationship between you and the guy whose article you cite the most in your paper
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