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Build-A-Character Workshop (Phantom Blood Collection)

Imma make collections for each Part

But just for now, show some love to best gentleman...

Jonathan Joestar!!!

#LMAOOO THIS IS FUNNY BYE- #my humour is shit guys #sorry not sorry

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POOKIE WOOKIE JONATHAN PATOOTIE

#JONATHAN JOESTAR #SHIT I FORGOTTTT #WAS PLANNING TO WRITE SOMETHING BUT I RAN OUT OF BRAIN JUICE #HBD SKRUNKLYYYY #OML #Y'ALL DON'T UNDERSTAND #I NEED THIS MAN MENTALLY PHYSICALLY METAPHORICALLY #THEORETICALLY AND PHYSICALLY #BIG BADONKAS BAZINGAS SOFT PUPPY MAYBE A LIL BIT OF A PERVERT BABY BOI #bro always have a special place in my heart #ajjxkskxksksmkskd #LOURVE LOURVEEE #IF HE AIN'T JONATHAN ION WANT HIMMMM #😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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The meme was so good that I had to add Jotaro to it

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You guys really thought I was joking didn't you 😬🙏🏻

#al shits #al homies #al brohomies

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Haiyaaa. Can i have risotto, abbacchio and HmMMMmmMM narancia with a bigtitty goth gf, excelt shes constantly changing the style. Like one day a sweet prissy gothic victorian or a vampire goth and the next day maybe like a metalhead or trad goth style?

Im so bad for this i like gothi just dont know what goth i wanna be

OH SHIT I LOVE THIS REQUEST TOO MUCH

my brain is practically whirring right now since I'm somewhat a goth typa girl myself lol

my writing is kinda shit so- 😬😬

female pronouns!

Bruno, Risotto and Narancia with Big Titty Goth S/O!

Bruno

"Hmm.. How about this one? You wear it yesterday and since you can't decide yet, why not go with the one you're somewhat comfortable with for today, amore?"

Honestly if their s/o have half of braincells like Joseph or Gyro, it's a miracle that Bruno would even sees her as a potential girlfriend rather than one of his child.

Broski have too much on his plate to deal as a capo,

not to mention he'd been taking care of children throughout his youth

naturally his motherly instinct strike first before his man driven desire.

But if they did then congrats, his s/o just sign 5 different adoption paper with additional therapy sessions that may or may not come with asylum admittance paper.

Bruno thinks more with his nursery rhymes rather than his dick so good luck appealing to them you'll def need it lol

That said, Bruno is fab y'all.

It didn't matter what kind of fashion his s/o love, Bruno got her covered from the bills to the heels.

Like. Have you seen that man???

He's second to none from abba when it comes to fashion.

I'M CONVINCE HIS CLOSET IS LITERALLY THE EPITOME OF ONE THAT BELONG TO DESIGNERS

His s/o gonna do her makeup with him every morning from now on and it's mandatory.

which mean s/o spend most of the time sleeping with him in his house.

I mean it.

He's gonna say it "less time-consuming" and s/o can't even rebuke the statement cuz sometimes the schedule is too packed being gangstar and shi so any second pair of helping hands is more than welcomed.

It also come off so naturally that one day s/o is doing her eyeliner with his help first thing in the sunday morning and just go like "wait... what happened to my house and rent?"

"it's alright, amore. I bought it."

"???"

He love love s/o fashion sense and the varieties that comes with it.

Give him the freedom to explore and familiarise himself with gothic fashion which is unlike abba, is not his mainstream or go-to-go style. always find it fascinating and enjoyable to okay around with it

Helped his s/o picked her outfit and try a new style.

Definitely study a lot.

Btw if his s/o decide to indulge him in his fashion talk and learn about his style, i swear he's never letting her go now.

Whenever you guys are lazy which very rarely implied to Bruno, you guys picked each other outfit out and makeup your partner

If s/o is confused, he tried to help her picked the one she's most comfortable with that day so that she could shine in it and be at her best.

Do not.

And I mean do not. Ever talk about paying for *anything* in front of this man. He will be visibly offended that his s/o even thought of getting your wallet out in front of him when you guys shop together. tbh you'll probably never have to spend your own money anymore if you're this guy s/o. sugar daddy bruno capo go brrr

Bruno's the type that's calm and responsible so imo to have someone that's actually balanced between serious and playful as his s/o will help immensely for him to loose up a a bit.

which also contributed to the progress of your relationship.

cuz like I say, if their s/o work with zero braincells, lord forbid he would *ever* develop any feelings for her.

But if she's silly goofy ah with natural instincts to cope with stressful situations professionally? that's a different story.

it took a long time tho. give him a break y'all, he's a single mommy with 4 children and a potential dead-beat husband lol

Took pride in showing his s/o off to the public and if he's particularly in a good mood, expect a new wardrobe before the day ends.

At first, Bruno didn't mind s/o asset showing off since he love it and particularly think it's part of her charm but it pose a problem when people stare for too long.

He dealt with them quietly and respectfully like a rational person he is. If he's particularly prickly that day however, he'll just glare and set that person's soul on blaze.

Not gonna tell s/o to cover up or anything since he thought it's ridiculous that you have to constrict yourself for some random person who can't keep it ine their pants.

Risotto

"This one, dolcezza. It's hot today so we have to tone it a down a notch or two."

NGL MY MAN GONNA TOOK IT TOO SERIOUSLY LMFAOOO 😭😭

Risotto took his s/o fashion sense as personal as he could and deems it as a challenge to his knowledge as a hardcore true goth.

His wardrobe would never be as big as Bruno's but they r the true essence of what a goth mean and should have in their closet.

He's def broke 😭🙏🏻 but half of his allowance never failed to go to his clothes and makeup.

" I may be broke but at least I'll cry with 20 different shade of black lipstick in my makeup bag"... typa shi

His love language is picking out cloth for s/o and for her to do the same for him

Never told s/o but extremely happy that she go shopping with him.

A SHOPAHOLIC BABYGIRL FR FR

Though he's not financially scarce at all, he's actually quite meticulous with his budget and spending, cue to long-time experience of working to the bone with low payment as a capo.

He hate s/o guts. At least on the beginning.

Tbh imo, even as he progressed through his relationship with his s/o, it still took him quite a struggle to kept up with them since he's essentially NOT a person who joke around a lot.

As time goes on however, he found solace in his s/o stupid humor mainly because he got too see her smile and happy. He's content like that good luck trying to have him admit to you.

Got super pissed if s/o pulled stupid stunt. He knows his s/o and he know she know she should know any better than to fucked with him like that.

Usually got angry and sulk *heavy on the angry part

Go and hugged him with tiddies, he'll melt. It's gonna took a while but his anger gonna definitely subside. Be prepared to sit on his lap for the rest of the day tho or else he gonna sulk.

His hand rested on s/o chest, fondling it to calm himself with the softness.

The type that love to dress up his s/o and wear complimentary outfit.

Doesn't mind people stare at his someone since his s/o is his.. just kidding LMFAOO 😭🙏🏻

usually he tolerate it but if a person start to ogle his s/o too much, man gonna have a few broken teeth, jaw and most probably nose. Or maybe anemia, like real heavy one.

He's possessive and he admit it, it's just hurt his ego to admit he even actually felt like a competition to anyone since he's the full package or sumn shi lolol

Because of his look and built, people know better than to fucked with him but stuff happen and there's always a dumbass fucker running around with zero conscience in this part of town.

He have a very specific goth style, having tried almost everything back in his younger days yet he occasionally still wear other styles.

He know everything. literally everything and have no problem helping his s/o to choose a specific style depending on s/o mood or if she's unsure about her outfit of the day.

Help you pick good stuff and know what shop offers high quality stuff with a reasonable price

Don't tell his teammates tho, gonna bruised his ego so so bad since all of them are hot-headed lil bitches that can't stand being inferior to each other.

HANDS ON WAIST HANDS ON WAIST HANDS ON WAIST-

subconsciously show you to everyone in public.

Always Always have a makeup bag with him to top-up whenever he needed too and kind off prepared one for his s/o too. He's the one carrying it tho since his s/o always forget about it.

Narancia

"This one is going to look good too. Oh wait! This one! Or this?! Bella, I can't choose!"

BABYYY

LOVE

THE SPINE TO MY SPINELESS SELF-

Cutie Patootie Skrunkly Boo

okay that's enough lol

Poor baby, he's definitely not a newbie to fashion but he's still struggling to follow up since he only pickup goth on a passing whim because of abba.

Even then, it's been a long time so he barely knew anything about him

Try his best to study and actually one of those moments where he didn't give up.

Definitely 'Anything for you, mio amata!!' kinda person.

He didn't wear as much makeup and his style is always simple so again, it took a lot for him to actually familiarise himself.

Def asked abba to help which well- not really helping.

He's having a lot of fun tho, dressing up with his s/o, going shopping and searching for a specific style for him, wearing complimentary outfit and experimenting.

He's fascinated about how s/o aare able to keep up with her ever changing taste since he could *never.

Never got the problem of not knowing what to wear either.

He's a go-to type outfit type of guy.

Simple and glam

Bruno realised this and offer to help which it does greatly help.

We love our menace of a baby but he operates with 3 braincells or less sometimes so if his s/o start to stare at her wardrobe and can't decide the outfit of the day, he wouldn't be that far behind.

"My s/o looked good with everything too!"

Shit finance management so his s/o better keep out for him before he used all his savings that Bruno did for him to bought her outfit he think would suit her

Does actually have amazing sense of fashion and intuition for what's gonna fit what for his s/o.

Though he's chill so he let his s/o picked their outfit unlike Bruno and Risotto.

He give remarks here and there, it sounds so careless but on spot, it never cease to amaze his s/o every time it happens.

You guys r probably gonna be best friends before anything else, alongside mista.

He and mista make fun of abba boobs, saying that it could rival s/o's LMFAOOO 💀👍🏻

He loves his s/o humour and chill.

What he didn't expect is how she's also amazingly professional and could actually discuss and planned alongside Bruno and Giorno.

Give him time to reflect on himself and he realised he like his s/o

He wanted to be her partner.

She's amazing.

It's that kind of trail of thought that eat him up every day before he confessed.

Denied it at first but then trish found out, so they talk about it and now he's confessing to his s/o.

His heart thumping so loudly, he's afraid his soon to be s/o would hear it.

"uhhhh.. bella.. yknow.. I think right.. I kinda like like you..?"

There was a quiet pause before she augh and replied;

"well.. yeah, you see.. I like like you too nara"

Hearing his confession accepted make his brain short circuit so he's going to take some time processing it

But oh boy when the words sink in, he could die then and there.

Bro be praying to every god to ever exist since last week and for it to be answered?

His smooching his s/o with hugs and kisses.

His s/o tiddies are his sanctuary.

Narancia's face are buried there more often than not.

He love fondling it, slump his face in it and he love to look at it.

"IT'S AMAZING PRINCIPESSA !" but in a nice type of compliment that make someone all fuzzy inside.

Ofc he wouldn't tell his s/o to cover up, it's just she did it voluntarily for a bit since everyone nose around her keep on being broken by this little gremlin and she's too tired to deal with it.

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has anyone else ever had a fanfic that just... haunts them? like it's been months and maybe even years since you read it, but it just lingers with you and you can never truly leave behind the imprint it made on you? and maybe it's just a single line, one sentence that you can't shake off, that takes up residence in your mind and stays there, feeding into your psyche and subtly influencing your brainspace and maybe even your writing or other works?

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It's you again with your jokes, JoJo!

Недавно мне стало интересно, как Джозеф после боя с Сантаной утащил Спидвагона обратно в Америку? Короче говоря, я знаю, что это странно, но мне это нравится.

I recently wondered how Joseph dragged Speedwagon back to America after the fight with Santana? In short, I know it's weird, but I like it

English version:

Русская версия:

Ииииии, мне так нравится эта фигня^^

Aaaand, I love this shit so much ^^

#hoestars love #HELPPP SO CUTEEE #OLDROBERT GO BRRRR

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Bros, I found the la squadra request stuff I'm writing 2 years ago that I never finished and bloody hell, it's so long.

Istg I need to finish those 2 years old req asap but I'm worried about the quality to be frank 😭😭😭 cuz it's been a long time and I had been on and off with the fandom for the last two years

Genuinely scared 💀🙏🏻

#al shits

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Dayum, It's been AGES and tbh I never thought I will ever came back but here I am alive and well (sadly).

Haven't write in ages tho so I'm starting off with my fav and slowly gonna work back up, gaining momentum and shi.

Hope y'all enjoy my two cents hhshsha

-al <3

Post Phantom Blood Robert

Robert general HCS Prt 1

Generally speaking, he's amazing. Like real type of amazing that people seldom realise since he's the side character and got outshine;

used by the plot to hype the main character.

The only different is that instead of Jonathan, bro got subscribed to a thick ass plot armor (unlike certain blonde 💀🙏🏻)

Robert who literally lived in Ogre Street.

Who make a living there, survived his childhood there which if anyone say it was an easy feat then ig we all are a certain high tech CEO thay bought a social media platform and banned artist compared to this young lad.

Ain't no way that's a small feat.

But then how did Robert did it?

That place was littered with scumbags and people doing cracks,it was criminals R&R with black market operating 24/7 like a damn 7-11.

And you're telling me, this hunk of a man managed to grow up somewhat save until he reached his adulthood?

"He's build a tank!"

My homies. To be able to even grow that damn big at that time where the police is as loose as the law whilst plague and poverty come hand-in-hand; and people's corpse piled up at the side of the street like a garbage heap is a work miracle itself.

Robert is smart. He's lucky and he got the looks and the charms needed to survive in that hellhole.

He didn't even come close to those who rule the Ogre Street but he's a convenient dog for those who did.

Know that place like the back of his hand. The people, the layout. Things that died and things that stay alive. Keep an eye out all the time and vigilant.

When, what, where, how. Those are the questions he always kept himself updated on. He know it and act upon it, waiting for the right time.

Robert act like a dog on a leash when in reality he's a stray one, pretending for the sake of survival.

An instinct one adapt in the harsh world where the strong devour the weak. Survival of the fittest.

Maybe he's a fallen noble, maybe he was already there the moment he opened his eyes but one thing remain the same for this man : he's alone. always is.

Has no one to rely on, to asked or question what was happening around him.

An orphan most definitely.

" Survive. Survive. Survive."

Like a broken tape, those words are repeated, buried deep inside his soul, become a part of him as he grew older.

Robert who's a smooth talker. A lady killer. An amazing conman yet never lied outside of necessities.

Robert whose mouth are as foul as it can be, even Dio seem like a saint compared to him.

And what makes the man so charming? The reason why one such as myself is deeply infatuated with him?

Robert was kind.

Despite living and growing up in a literal satan's den, he had always been kind.

Naturally, in order to survive, the line of his moralities start to blurred as the days passed and yet he didn't forget who he was.

Robert tried his best to survive and didn't yield to the others and then;

He met Jonathan

and that kind soul finally meet a reason to leave that place.

Before, he had nobody, no one to give his heart to. His loyalty. No reason to leave that place. A stray dog without an owner.

and then he met him.

Jonathan Joestar.

His saviour, his owner. The one whom he swore to be by his side no matter what happened.

Everything start to makes sense. Everything start to feel right. And his soul had never been more at peace more than anytime other than being by his side.

part 2...?

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do you have a masterlist for your masterpieces? ^-^

I did! I pin it on my profile under "Navigations". Everything related to me and my past works are all there ;)

#al shits #al homies #al-ask #make me blush fr lol #tq anon! #literally make my day

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Please como back :'(

*stammer in c.ai*

u-uhhh h-hi...? It-It's been two years but u-uhh.. I'm back.. ig...?

#LOL LMFAAOOOOO #NO SERIOUSLY HIIII #do u guys even remembered me tho? LOL #I'm in the middle of finishing up my request #just give me a chance- #I SWEAR I'M GONNA BOMBARD YOU ALL WITH EVERY I HAVE #hopefully finishes in this week so I can get back being active #😭😭🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 #al homies #al shits #al ask

[ineedtherapist]

hey homies <3 I'm back but I'll take things slower since I don't wanna burn out esp it's easier for me to nowadays. so I hope u lovelies understand and as for all those old req I'll try to do it asap. ofc at my own pace lol.

sending lots of hugs and kisses and love to all my homies

-Al

#al homies

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First of all... NO IT'S NOT DIO 💀Its one of my oc, and the blondie is the prince of the kingdom. The brown haired is a knight btw hence why the difference in their attire is drastic. I ALSO DID ONE WITH JONATHAN SKHASAKSAK

THIS PICREW IS SO FUCKING CUTE IM GONNA THROW UP

Pls everyone make one I wanna see <33333

#Thanks for tagging ele!!! #idk if you remembered but I once use this picrew as my pfp on my sec acc #its been some times but yeah i did it with speedy #thats why i decide to go with jona and the prince instead #AHHH its so damn cute istg- #al brohomies #al shits #al homies

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Thanks for the tag ele! ashajsjasjaj havent done this in a long time

Ah yes.. what a normal fine day to be a third wheel.. or the second lead..

NO CHEATING: You’re starring in a movie with the last person saved in your camera roll and the last song you listened to is the title. Who/what is it?

thanks for the tag @mattmurdocksscars and @notwhatiseem ❤️

of course it was gonna be charlie 🥰

np tagging @murdock-and-the-sea @netflixmatt @andrasta14 @pedrito-friskito @againstacecilia and anyone else who wants to play!

#this one is tagged tragedy #al shits #al homies #al brohomies