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kudarizuki‌:
the setting sun glittered through the bamboo in the most enchanting of ways, slicing through the air with this useless wooden sword of his. but the force behind every swing was more dangerous than the last, should one get too close, it would definitely not end well for the receiver. one … two - a swing, three … four - another. it was all he could will himself to do in this place, back in their world, he could travel without worry and without the sense of someone or something lurking and watching him with every move he made. and this feeling … it was even stronger in this very moment, the sensation of eyes pouring into kokushibou’s back.
but he was sure no other would venture this deep into the bamboo grove, he has wandered through this grove long enough to know the most suitable distance from all life, and the most quiet place for him to focus. that is … what he had hoped for this time around, but with this feeling of being watched, it caused him to grow more and more irritable. couldn’t they simply make themselves known already? it saves him the trouble of having to call them out on their loitering.
but … what he did not expect was that voice. he halts mid - swing and it’s as if he is frozen in place. this voice … he remembered it well, it was …
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❛   it’s you …   ❜   he mutters this under his breath in response before he quickly turns to face the source. kokushibou was far from the feeling of shock when he sees muichiro here - it was … bound to happen wasn’t it? he was bound to see the child he cleaved through like paper, so young and yet … he walked the path of a demon slayer, his resolve noteworthy and commendable. the heights this one would’ve reached … if only …    ❛   so you …   ❜   so he has found his way here …    ❛   … what is your purpose being here … so deep within the grove.   ❜
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“i came here to train, although i didn’t expect to find you.” muichiro had heard that kokushibou was no more, after their battle from before and how it was apparent that he himself had undoubtedly succeeded before muichiro too succumbed to his own wounds. pretty sure the same thing had happened with genya. “so it is true, that even you walk amongst the living. i never figured out how this is possible.” they were both meant to be dead and yet somehow they were all transported here to this city, alive and well. 
yes, he was here to train, despite possessing nothing but a wooden sword but finding kokushibou perhaps changed things just a little. muichiro might not be ready to dig into the details, but perhaps doing so would give him at least more of an understanding even if they may not all matter anymore just as he told the other last time. 
it wouldn’t be too smart to start attacking, knowing the odds of losing were high and that his strength isn’t where it should be so the demon slayer wanted to maintain caution in the face of his descendant after all, holding his sword close to him on his left. muichiro had told him once before... how he thought there shouldn’t be any more of michikatsu tsugikuni’s blood in him due to the circumstances of kokushibou himself and yet,  “but... since you’re here, there are still some questions i wanted to ask you... since i can’t attack you. however i’m not sure if this is a good time.” unless kokushibou wanted to train instead. he didn’t have a problem with it.
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the sheer brilliance of its plan is astounding. it is now acting like a cute goose, honking cutely, flapping its wings cutely, showing absolutely no mischievous tendencies to the crowd. it is such an innocent cute goose that will definitely not doing anything bad at all!
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honk honk!
this is not a trap! how can such a cute goose plan a horrible trap so it can take something from an unsuspecting victim? 
muichiro has never seen a goose before... at least he thinks he hasn’t, his memories on this were a bit... fuzzy. the animal was sorta cute, but compared to say a cat or a dog. muichiro has never seen a goose so hyperactive before, as if it was trying to get his attention with their wings flapping about. he was hesitant on petting the top of its head though, the sound it was making... it was kind of annoying, not very soothing at all compared to a purring of a cat.
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he stepped closer toward the chicken, leaving a bit of space between them just in case something were to happen. he had to take caution especially against a strange animal. “do you desire to be petted? perhaps you want something? there’s no guarantee that you’ll try something, chicken...” perhaps there was no reason to be cautious but it was better safe than sorry. 
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MUSE SURVEY: BATTLE EDITION !
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bold what consistently applies. italicize situational, not always.
DOES YOUR MUSE, WHILE FIGHTING …
fight honorably  /  fight dirty  /  prefer close-quarters  /  prefer range  /  chat during  /  go silent  /  low pain tolerance  /  high pain tolerance  /  attack in bursts  / attack steadily  /  go for the kill  /  aim to disarm  /  fight defensively  / strike first /  provoke easily  /  provoke their opponent  /  tease  /  get visibly frustrated  /  shout while attacking  /  use strategy  /  focus on their battle  / experience conflicting thoughts during battle  /  rush in recklessly  /  try to read their opponent before fighting  /  fight wildly  /  fight calmly and/or apathetically  /  fight with anger  /  fight with excitement /  fight because they have to  /  fight because they want to / fight without regard to wounds  /  run away when wounded  / hide wounds / take a blow to protect another  /  prefer a blade  /  prefer a gun  /  prefer a bow  /  prefer a shield  /  prefer a pole arm  /  prefer a personalized weapon  /  prefer magic or spells  /  prefer brawling  /  their greatest weakness is physical  /  their greatest weakness is mental  /  their greatest weakness is emotional  /  transform for battle  /  fight as they appear  /  rely on strength  /  rely on speed  /  use everything they have  /  hide their full potential  /  exhaust quickly  /  high stamina  /  doubt their strength  /  proceed with caution  /  behave arrogantly  /  brag after landing a hit  /  belittle their abilities  /  use psychological tactics  /  use brute strength  /  avoid civilians  /  strike down civilians  /  damage surroundings  /  avoid damaging surroundings  /  signature fighting style  /  making it up as they go  /  mastered skillset  /  learning their skillset  /  fancy footwork  /  sloppy footwork  /  messy fighter  /  elegant fighter  /  accept defeat  /  refuse defeat  /  beg for mercy  /  compliment their opponent  /  insult their opponent  /  use unnecessary movements ( flips, twirls )  /  move efficiently  /  barely move  /  prefer to dodge  /  prefer to block  /  defend their blindside  /  has no blindside  /  use all available advantages ( ex; use a gun but also throw punches, kick out while blades clash, etc. )  /  strictly use one main method  /  play around  /  hold back  /  fight ruthlessly  /  show mercy  /  wait for opponent to be ready  /  strike when opponent isn’t ready  /  fear death  /  fear pain  /  fear killing  /  has PTSD  /  avoid fighting  /  has lost a fight  /  has won a fight  /  has killed  /  refuses to kill  /  want to die standing  /  would succumb slowly.
tagged by: @feralcutting​ !! tagging: anyone who wants to do it and hasn’t.
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My life in a picture
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It’s as if these Harashi come up one after another. However, this one is someone that he could say that he fought with all his might. All the strength he had, even to be use as a sacrifice…that was something very human. How could Yushiro even think of saying something negative to the former Harashi. The fact of the matter is that he died to protect the world he cared for. The humans he thought about. His sacrifice was not in vain, yet here he stood, as if that event never happened. 
Perhaps it is for the best, for a human such as himself to live in this life, this world where one feels alive.
The two don’t know one another, nor have they ever had the chance to meet, but base on observations, he could see that he was well respected. It’s as if all the Harashis were something close. Something like family.
“You… I don’t think other humans would have the courage to do what you did. Even if it was just an observation I happen to catch, your sacrifice would not be in vain.” Yushiro at least hope so. There were fewer and fewer enemies to deal with, but being dragged into this place, it’s as if everything he was witnessing had come to a halt. “You might be hearing it from a demon, but from the bottom of my heart, I am truly thankful. With fewer pawns of Muzan to control, everything will turn out as expected.” Unless the unexpecting were to happen. That would be the worst case scenario that would put Lady Tamayo’s existence in danger.
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it wasn’t something that he had expected to hear from a stranger, a demon no less, even if the other had apparently seen what had happened and though muichiro could say that he was merely his duty to give it his all as the mist pillar, it was perhaps more than just that. it was impossible to forget his hesitation upon encountering the upper moon one demon and as it turned out, kokushibou had turned out to be his ancestor as well. to this day, maybe it was still hard to believe. he still had so many questions to tell him with no perfect time to ask really.
muichiro had to suppress his own emotions in that situation if he wanted to succeed or perhaps he had used them to become stronger? “fighting against the upper moon one was different, it had given me the chance to retrieve something that was most precious to me. i do wonder if my attempts had made a difference though.” he had to pause a moment to consider his words, not wanting to dive into it any further. “but it’s rather uncommon for a demon to speak of such things.” to him, really. “why am i mentioning this all to you anyway?” perhaps not all demons would be associated with muzan, still... muichiro was still reluctant to trust him despite the weight that came with his words. 
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Again, the Pokemon’s tail thumps. It’s increasingly more and more difficult for her to hold her position. Actually, no– she could no longer manage. With all four legs bounding forward, she closes the distances between herself and Muichiro, instantly pressing her cold, wet nose against his pants, or leg. There’s a small pause as Green watches her, then returns his attention to the seemingly tired face of the younger; or that’s what he’d say it was like, anyway. Tired. Bored. He couldn’t tell which entirely. Somewhere between those two emotions.
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“They’re pretty dangerous, ohh scary.” He mocks him, rolling his eyes and jutting a hand to his hip. The other points outward, palm flat bellied to the sky, as if he’s holding a product for a lousy advertisement. “What are they? Like twelve? What’s a kid going to do? Kick me in the back of the leg? Show me their candy collection?” There’s little threat to him when he imagines the roommates as a group of preteens, snotty and clumsy with both their words and actions. Not even at their age would he have ever worried about others. The sudden decision to ask him to do something snaps him out of his egotistical trip and warrants a further frown to spread on his face as his hand falls. “I’m not about to get scammed into giving you money so you can get a soda, kid. Nice try.”
     if it hadn’t been for the dog, muichiro might have already left his position and left this guy alone to his own devices. but curiousity would get the best of him after spotting a dog so large, with the two of them momentarily making eye contact. muichiro was not some animal whisperer, perhaps he was just too fond of them. so he had managed to crack a small smile after the dog made her towards him with her tail wagging rather fast, prompting him to pet her.
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     for a moment he wasn’t listening to any word that the other boy was saying to him, distracted by the presence of such a pleasant canine. but of course the other wasn’t going to believe him, he knew that before the other had begun to just mock him just now. “they’re demons, actually. they eat humans. but it’d be bad if you saw them anyway so just forget it.” there was a strain in his own voice, exhaling sharply before his hand continued petting the gigantic dog whom was still nudging his leg. it’s not that he wanted to put anyone in danger anyway, that much was certain while long before muichiro had met his end, he had promised to protect others regardless of the situation he would be in. 
     “it’s not a scam. i’m just thirsty... you can believe whatever you want but you know how to work this thing and i don’t, right?” mint green eyes turn back towards the venting machine before an idea strikes him. muichiro kneeled down next to the dog, gently petting the top of his head, a smile slowly spreading across his face with childlike innocence.  “hey buddy, maybe you could convince him to tell me how this machine works? or to perhaps lend me a dollar?” if this doesn’t end up working, he’ll won’t waste any more of his time and find a drink elsewhere.
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muichiro is a brat but he’s my brat... 
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INTERVIEW THE MUSE !
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tagging: anyone who hasn’t done it! tagged by: we’re thieves in this house
► ARE YOU SINGLE?   ➭     “i guess. who has time for anything else?” ► ARE YOU HAPPY?   ➭     “somewhat. i don’t like feeling trapped here though, can you get me out of here?” ► ARE YOU ANGRY?   ➭     “not really.” ► ARE YOUR PARENTS STILL MARRIED? ➭     “technically so. this is a complicated question.”
NINE FACTS.
► BIRTH PLACE   ➭     “it could be described as a decently sized cabin for four.” ► HAIR COLOR   ➭     “black and partially mint.” ► EYE COLOR   ➭     “mint.” ► BIRTHDAY   ➭     “august 8th” ► MOOD  ➭     “s-sleepy, perhaps dying of boredom.” ► GENDER   ➭     “i can be whoever i want to be.” ► SUMMER OR WINTER   ➭     “i don’t like the cold much and summer time can be really hot. i guess cozy apparel are more appealing.” ► MORNING OR AFTERNOON   ➭     “who in the world likes early mornings?”
EIGHT QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE.
► ARE YOU IN LOVE?   ➭     “no.” ► DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?   ➭     “gross.” ► WHO ENDED YOUR LAST RELATIONSHIP?   ➭     “never been in one. what’s with these questions? can you pick something else?” ► HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN SOMEONE’S HEART?   ➭     “i hope not.” ► ARE YOU AFRAID OF COMMITMENTS? ➭     “...i may have failed in the past, but i’m not afraid to commit to something harder than i did before. wait-- we’re still talking about love?” ► HAVE YOU HUGGED SOMEONE WITHIN THE LAST WEEK?   ➭     “...no.” ► HAVE YOU EVER HAD A SECRET ADMIRER?  ➭     “i wouldn’t dream of it, impossible.” ► HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN YOUR OWN HEART?   ➭     “not that i recall.”
SIX CHOICES.
► LOVE OR LUST   ➭     “i’m fourteen.” ► LEMONADE OR ICED TEA   ➭     “iced tea, i guess.” ► CATS OR DOGS   ➭     “both.” ► A FEW BEST FRIENDS OR MANY REGULAR FRIENDS   ➭     “i never had too many friends to begin with, i used to forget their names anyway. a few close friends, it makes it easier to remember them?” ► WILD NIGHT OUT OR ROMANTIC NIGHT IN   ➭     “neither, i’d rather take a nap.” ► DAY OR NIGHT   ➭     “both are good times to sleep... but the demons tend to roam around at night. naps are nice, perhaps day is best.”
FOUR HAVE YOU EVERS.
► BEEN CAUGHT SNEAKING OUT   ➭     “i guess not.” ► FALLEN DOWN/UP THE STAIRS   ➭     “that’s stupid, i’m not that clumsy.” ► WANTED SOMETHING/SOMEONE SO BADLY IT HURT?   ➭     “i might’ve felt that before...” ► WANTED TO DISAPPEAR   ➭     “what kind of question is this?”
FOUR PREFERENCES.
► SMILE OR EYES   ➭     “something about seeing someone’s eyes light up feels nice.” ► SHORTER OR TALLER   ➭     “i’m short. so i prefer them too. lots of advantages.” ► INTELLIGENCE OR ATTRACTION   ➭     “intelligence. i’m ignoring the second option.” ► HOOK-UP OR RELATIONSHIP   ➭     “i told you, i’m fourteen.”
FAMILY.
► DO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY GET ALONG ➭     “i’d like to say that we did, aside from my pain in the ass brother but even so, i’m glad we came to understand each other.” ► WOULD YOU SAY YOU HAVE A “MESSED UP LIFE”   ➭     “perhaps at one point, i did. there are many phases in a person’s life though.” ► HAVE YOU EVER RAN AWAY FROM HOME   ➭     “never considered it. what good would that do? though i guess people have their reasons if they do run away.” ► HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN KICKED OUT ➭     “no.”
FRIENDS.
► DO YOU SECRETLY HATE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS   ➭     “they can be dumbasses, but i don’t hate any of them.” ► DO YOU CONSIDER ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS GOOD FRIENDS   ➭     "if they weren’t good friends, i wouldn’t have been friends with them?” ► WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND   ➭     “my brother.” ► WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU   ➭     “my brother, and perhaps myself as well.”
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SEND ME ✓ IF YOU THINK I PLAY MY CHARACTER CORRECTLY
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@kudarizuki   /   continued from ( here )
     perhaps he was still unsettled, still distracted by what has become of spirale through his eyes and wondering how this all came to happen in the first place, since it all wasn’t like this yesterday after all. he wondered what kokushibou had seen through his eyes as it was clear that what they both saw were completely different. spirale was shattered throughout every part of the the city, buildings nearby had been broken apart - large chunks at a time and if muichiro were to take a peek inside, pieces of ripped clothing could be seen littered throughout. 
     but that wasn’t their biggest problem right now. muichiro had not expected to fight alongside his enemy at all and yet... since it has been brought to his attention that there certainly were monsters around that he had to deal with, even ones that he could barely see with his own two eyes, perhaps he had to make this work somehow. unlike himself who only had his wooden sword to work with and even if it was useless, kokushibou was still a demon retaining the use of his claws.
     “never would i have thought that i’d be fighting alongside you, but if it helps me to survive this in the end. alright!” he nods, gripping the wooden sword in his hand, reluctantly placing his trust in kokushibou for the time being if it meant that he could survive through. and strangely enough, he was confident in the demon’s ability. it had already surprised him enough when the other was willing to shield him from the monsters surrounding them both. 
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     all he could see was static, barely visible but visible regardless, ready to take on whichever enemy whose preparing to attack them from the front. with both knees bent, muichiro gripped the handle of his sword close to his right side with the tip facing forward. once they looked as if they were about to pounce, he had to act both on instinct and by the command of the other. 
first form... hanging sky, distant mist... 
without hesitation like he had promised. 
     muichiro was less than impressed by the effect and yet he was not surprised by kokushibou’s ability to completely slash the monster with his claws. while he could only see the stains of blood falling from his fingers, he could only assume that the other had succeeded. “there’s not much i can do without my blade, but i can only hope it worked out--” he had to mention either way, knowing they weren’t in the clear yet.
     “it’d be bad if we’re surrounded by both monsters in your city as well as mine. i shall look out for them as well, there’s no telling when they’ll be alerted. i can at least see what’s coming towards me.” as soon as those exact words come out of his own mouth, muichiro had indeed spot another out in the distance from the city, but it hadn’t noticed him just yet. however, it was only a matter of time, after he strikes again, it would definitely alert it. “--speaking of monsters,”
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★ 【桐原KANAME】 「鬼滅の刃 継国兄弟」 ☆ ⊳ demon slayer: kimetsu no yaiba ✔ republished w/permission ⊳ ⊳ follow me on twitter
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tigerflames‌:
     █ ✶ ❝ … Hoh? What’s this? ❞
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      ❝ What an interesting place for me to wind up in! Interesting!! ❞
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“o-oh. kyoujurou-san? you’re here now too. but-- yeah... this world is quite bizarre, isn’t it?”
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“You got some damn control of your own body, No harm no foul either way.” Though, that was before he went and jabbed at him standing in the corner of people walking in and out of the area. HE glared, as he could be bellowing out an angry aura right now. 
“I can damn well stand where I want to! I am trying to catch a guy who stole a kid’s cat!” 
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“control over your body is difficult when multiple people are moving all at once. it’s distracting and there are multiple openings for one to lose their footing.” he states, eyes boring into space right beside the vulgar boy, without notice on how angry the other must be. “well then you aren’t doing a very good job. are you on look out or something? i happen to love cats.” perhaps he should be nice... offer his assistance as a good deed? muichiro sits on the idea.
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Reblog if your muse is the kind of person who says  “hi”  to dogs
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70 horrible questions ... Fuck it
01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?
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* twitter meme starters
‘ i refuse to listen to reason, i have to listen to so much already. ’
‘ if i was famous i would just knock on people’s doors and be like hello, yes, it’s me. ’
*eats a snack while looking for a better snack*
‘ taking a nap is always so risky like when will i wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 3 years? ’
‘ i’m wiping the slate clean, so i have somewhere to spill all the blood of everyone who has ever wronged me. ’
‘ horrified that other people have decided to leave their house tonight. ’
‘ to me, the cookie jar is the modern day treasure chest, and you don’t have to brush off  any skeletons to get to it. ’
‘ my morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired i am.  ’
‘ grab your own butt. love yourself. ’
‘ on the moon if you don’t like something you can just throw it upwards into space. on earth if you try to do that the enemy known as gravity gets in the way. ’
‘ my stress stresses me out to the point where i’m too stressed to deal with my stress. ’  
‘ don’t worry, password. i’m insecure too. ’
‘ i should have thought about that? you know i don’t think about things. ’
‘ when you live the bart life you say ‘whoa, mama’ to the good and ‘ay, caramba’ to the bad. ’
‘ i got 99 problems but i’m gonna take a nap and ignore them all. ’ 
‘ i love the sound you make when you shut the fuck up. ’
‘ everything’s my fault when you just look at the facts and information. ’  
‘ why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone. ’    
‘ do you like bad boys? ‘cause i’m bad at everything. ’
‘ i never argue. i just explain why i’m right. ’
‘ if robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, i’d just laugh and search with them. ’  
‘ if your family members share one of those articles about how millennials can’t do anything right, consider countering by sharing the page of a below average nursing home or even just a photo of bones with the caption: sooner than you think. ’
‘ yeah, baby, i am an animal in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day. ’  
‘ can i sell my feelings on ebay. i don’t want them anymore. ’
‘ coffee is just baby formula for adults. ’ 
‘ i think i speak for all of us, just in general. ’  
‘ i get ignored so much my name should be terms and conditions. ’
‘ can you lose weight by running away from your feelings? ’
‘ do not beef shame me. ’
‘ later is the best time to do anything. ’
‘ trying to decide if i should spend my evening reading a book or browsing social media for two hours in stomach churning guilt while thinking about how i should read a book. ’
‘ if you cannot handle me at my worst, that is fine. i am a powerful and terrifying thing and all should live in fear. ’
‘ people pretending to be cats is fine and cool but if some sort of huge animal wanted to pretend to be people then everyone is all, ‘please leave the bank’. ’
‘ are you bad wifi ‘cause i’m feeling no connection here. ’
‘ in the mood for a hug and 69 chicken nuggets. ’
‘ some times you spend so much time getting revenge you forget about getting retribution. ’  
‘ never underestimate yourself. but also do not overestimate yourself, that’s bad too. ’
‘ you will never be a billionaire but there’s still time to see what they taste like. ’  
‘ i don’t say this to everyone but i will barn shuffle dance on your grave. ’
‘ they will never do a live action reboot of your childhood. ’
‘ i could learn a thing or two from this? thanks for the warning, i will avoid it. ’
‘ you would think that wouldn’t you, always with your thinking things. that’s what separates me from you, the thinking. ’
‘ i’m putting free wifi on my gravestone so people will come visit me. ’
‘ sea shells, or the beach’s potato chips, are free to anyone who can find them. ’  
‘ learning is the fool’s errand. ’
‘ is your name dunkin’ because i donut want to spend another day without you. ’
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