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im riveted by this. this is the future of television. 

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not to sound like a medieval peasant but, cheese and bread. garlic and butter. a menagerie of spices. potatoes. that’s what life is all about right there.

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we’re gonna be ok btw

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Paleolithic hand stencils from the cave at Lascaux, France. 25-30,000 years old.

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"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

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Remember if you’re out at a store and someone says “This is a robbery” you can say “no it’s not” and then the robber will leave because theyre a robber and this is no longer a robbery .

#a mí mejor amiga le pasó algo de este estilo #un flaco se le acercó en la calle y le dijo “dame todo” y ella estaba tan quemada que flasheó que le estaba queriendo vender algo #así que le respondió “no gracias” y siguió de largo #a la media cuadra se dio cuenta de lo que había pasado y no podía creer lo fácil que había zafado

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why did you want colombia to win so bad if you’re not colombian? 😭

la copa del mundo belongs in latin america hope this helps! 🤗

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funniest argentine election event is when every time there's news of like at least 10 people with arrest warrants getting caught just because they showed up to vote

criminals be like i WILL perform my civic duty 🫡🫡🫡

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kids these days who are fans of fall out boy and can just read the lyrics on spotify or whatever. do you know how lucky you are. when i was a lad you listened to an illegally burnt cd, heard a nonsensical string of syllables, and listened to it 100 times until you thought you know what was said. and then you got ahold of an album sleeve with lyrics and read the lyrics. and realise you were absolutely nowhere close.

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Una Mercedes Sosa de advertencia de la suerte para hoy

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No, this is for you!

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