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he literally abandoned that 30 years old minor
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mary beard you can’t say that.
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Rhodochrosite on matrix - Uchucchacua Mine, Lima Department, Peru
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came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat
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Growing.
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Every day I feed this cat that isn't mine and every day he crawls onto my shoulder and lacerates my skin while purring directly into my ear and making it impossible to move enough to use the computer properly for like 30 minutes. And then he heads off to hang out on a chair until I go to bed so he can climb directly on top of me and not let me move for another 30 minutes until he's decided we've hugged enough and climbs off me so we can sleep. Fucking inconvenience.
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Just discovered one of the most objectively funny Tumblr accounts
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Sadly due to the oath I can’t agree but I respect the hustle
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A recent cartoon for New Scientist
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Latin Literature Tournament - Round 1
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Propaganda under the cut!
Cicero Propaganda:
This is literally the Cicero Website! You're gonna be on Classics Tumblr and not vote for him??
He saved the republic, you know
All kidding aside, he genuinely wrote some of the most marvelous prose in the Latin language
Martial Propaganda:
Dude basically invented the modern epigram
Was a Huge Bitch and could sling trash talk like no other. A funnier motherfucker you will never meet
Additional propaganda from his dear friend Pliny
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House of the Labyrinth, Pompeii.
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which is definitely not an omen
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humans forever will love funny little horses. love and peace and ponies runs in our blood
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According to a recent report published by the Aargauer Zeitung (h/t Golem.de), around three million smart toothbrushes have been infected by hackers and enslaved into botnets.
The most cyberpunk thing on your dash today.
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