intcrpol

[intcrpol]

I'm back from my surgery, so I'll need a few days to stop being in massive amounts of pain, otherwise we're all gucci fam!!!

#♖ ooc

[intcrpol]

#♖ musing #vindictes #is this a flirting technique? *gestures at Gio trying to murder him* #also yeah I might be back we'll see if ppl I like are still around

[intcrpol]

I had a job interview and he totally seemed like he wanted to hire me, now I haven't heard anything back for like 3 days

orz

#♖ ooc

[intcrpol]

Oh no- I got hit by the dash update and don’t know where anything is anymore @_@

I’m olde, you can’t do this to me

#♖ ooc #WHY IS TUMBLR ACTIVELY TRYING TO MAKE ME LEAVE

[intcrpol]

Olive’s Gio and my OC are literally like every classic tragic gay ship who goes through their Divorce Arc so hard, they inadvertently get the rest of the fucking world caught up in their personal relationship drama.

#see Griffith and Guts from Berserk uhh who else #Titus Pullo and Lucius Vorenus from HBO's Rome #♖ ooc #vindictes

[intcrpol]

&. 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

(  an  assortment  of  dialogue  prompts  for  various  crime  /  mafia  /  detective  /  criminal  underworld  scenarios.  trigger  warning  for  dark  themes.  feel  free  to  change  as  you  seem  fit.  )

❛ i always get paid in the end, one way or another. ❜

❛ maybe you just need someone to tell you what to do. ❜

❛ i don’t think you fully understand the situation you’re in. ❜

❛ rule one: don’t get caught. ❜

❛ i do what people pay me to do. ❜

❛ consider this a professional courtesy. ❜

❛ i want us to be friends. i want us to trust each other. ❜

❛ you thought you could just fuck with us, and we wouldn’t fuck with you? ❜

❛ can we just exchange three words without you pulling a gun on me? ❜

❛ the detective’s life isn’t an easy one. but it rarely lacks for excitement. ❜

❛ i don’t have time for distractions right now. ❜

❛ tell me, what was life like on the other side? ❜

❛ so, to what do i owe this pleasure? ❜

❛ how many fights have you been in this week? ❜

❛ you want a silencer pistol? sure, if one’s on sale. ❜

❛ go ahead. you might as well finish the job. ❜

❛ can i at least buy you a drink? ❜

❛ you’re gonna get yourself killed if you keep this up. you know that, right? ❜

❛ we’re not all savages here, sweetheart. ❜

❛ the only thing that’s gonna keep you safe in this world is that gun. ❜

❛ i’ll teach you something about punishment. ❜

❛ do we have your allegiance or not? ❜

❛ why is it whenever we see each other, you’re covered in blood? ❜

❛ you wanted the truth. i’ve given it to you. it’s up to you what you do with it. ❜

❛ you’re playing nurse to a killer, you know. ❜

❛ this your idea of laying low? ❜

❛ looks like you could use a bodyguard. ❜

❛ you look great. like a million bucks of real money. ❜

❛ working together again, it’s just like old times. ❜

❛ drink all you want, but we need to stay focused. ❜

❛ you’re like a cockroach i can’t kill. i mean it in a good way. ❜

❛ you eat, or you get eaten. animals call it survival. humans call it business. ❜

❛ i could teach you how to fight, but i wasn’t equipped to take care of you. ❜

❛ i wanted to hurt them for the way they hurt you. ❜

❛ no one’s worth a bullet between the eyes. ❜

❛ may i have my gun back? ❜

❛ who taught you how to do that? ❜

❛ i’m gonna make you an offer. one time only. ❜

❛ i had it under control. you didn’t need to do that. ❜

❛ you still have to keep up appearances. ❜

❛ the bodies he buried laid the foundation of what we are now. ❜

❛ imagine how quickly you can succeed if you just take what you want. ❜

❛ that wasn’t a punch. if i’d punched you, you’d be on the floor. ❜

❛ the choice to live an ordinary life is no longer an option for me. ❜

❛ i need you to focus on this case. not on me. can you do that? ❜

❛ you’re still an honest person. it’s the rest of the world that’s gone crooked. ❜

❛ all you need to do is exactly what i tell you to do. ❜

❛ i’ve done things i’m not proud of. i’ve hurt people and i’m going to hurt more. ❜

❛ blood money buys the best art. ❜

❛ everyone who ever helped me is dead. i don’t want that to happen to you. ❜

❛ i don’t kill people. not even scumbags like you who deserve it. ❜

❛ you treat all your ladies like this? ❜

❛ you’re not very good at retiring. ❜

❛ remember who the real enemy is. ❜

❛ you’re one of us now. nobody ever tell you that? ❜

❛ i’m the lucky one who pulled you out of the garbage. ❜

❛ if it were up to me, you would’ve been dead a long time ago. ❜

❛ everyone in that room has lived far worse than anything you’ve ever done. ❜

❛ if you’re doing it to help someone, doesn’t that make it okay? ❜

❛ you don’t get to be at the top without making enemies looking to tear you down. ❜

#♖ ASK MEME

[intcrpol]

" charming as ever, i see. " 😏

"Naturally- Being a gentleman and merely acting like one require two different skill sets, I'm afraid."

#vindictes #♖ rp thread #the girls are fiiiighting

[intcrpol]

being a fan of a character is sometimes “look at how complex he is. he’s so intricate and his story is so tragic and he’s so much more complicated than people give him credit for” and sometimes it’s like “haha look at this failure of a person. I wanna throw him off a cliff and see what happens”

#EEOSOABDEJRWWWJ LITERALLY ME #♖ ooc

[intcrpol]

Heroic vs Villainous traits

Charismatic- He can inspire others. Does think of the greater picture/the safety of the public at large and is concerned by how much red tape and pointless bureaucracy keeps him from doing his damn job. Knows he is without redemption, it’s not like he deludes himself into thinking he’s doing the ‘right thing’ when he makes calls that advance his revenge schemes. Can make tough calls and takes accountability for his mistakes on the job. He treats animals and pokemon better than most people to be honest.  Values loyalty and wouldn’t betray those he actually believes in and trusts, the problem is actually making it onto that list to begin with. Takes on too much responsibility for a single person alone.

Merciless and without pity. Extremely manipulative- sees most other people as what value they have to him and his goals. Literally obsessed with revenge, it’s like he’s already a corpse but the hatred within him is so hot and fierce, the steam keeps his limbs moving. Can’t let go of the past and refuses to even attempt to heal- He consciously rejects bettering himself. Prideful to the point of arrogance and stubbornness, he will take a route he knows will be painful or even harder due to needing to preserve his own sense of pride. Can be incredibly petty.

#♖ HEADCANON

[intcrpol]

#♖ muse fst #blood tw #guns tw #young shirogane basically

[intcrpol]

Things are pretty bad at home, but I also am between jobs so I have way too much time on my hands- So I am going to be chronically online and annoy everyone.

#♖ ooc #also hey ya'll how's tricks

[intcrpol]

oh my fucking goddd, I haven’t played Genshin Impact for months since I got tired of grinding for primos since I hate the idea of spending irl monies. Had 10 blue wishes saved up and pulled Mona-

OOH, GIRL!!!

#♖ ooc #BABY MY BABY GIRL

[intcrpol]

JUSTICE is simply the absence of INJUSTICE

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#time to bring this back since I'm making Olive cry heh heh heh #♖ SELF PROMO #♖ RP PROMO

[intcrpol]

fanficmemes​:

Lighting another mans cigarette with your cigarette?? While it’s in your mouth??? You could fuck in front of me and it would be less gay

#vindictes #♖ MUSING

[intcrpol]

Sorry I haven’t been around, I fell into an intense depression due to Disney’s culinary program being total shit, so I wound up self-terminating.

I moved back to the West Coast and somehow landed a job at a TWO MICHELIN STAR RESTAURANT, so my mood has been through some extreme downs and then ups.

But I am still getting used to my new schedule and plan on writing back here soon! I miss you guys and I love being a part of your ideas!

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[intcrpol]

There's a REASON I remembered our interactions. Loved interacting then, absolutely adore it now. LOVE reading your stuff. Enjoy talking to you too.

Same, sorry I haven't been around- Work + I caught a fever and am PRAYING it is not Covid.

I CANNOT WAIT TO BE PART OF YOUR SHENANIGANS WITH SYD, AAAA-

#redlegend #sorry this is real late #♖ ooc

[intcrpol]

I LOVE SHIROGANE. i love how morally grey he is and the amount of depth he has, his terrible inner conflicts, i love when he roasts gio– i love everything about him. you're one of my favorite writers on this site and i'm always so excited to see any asks or replies or posts from you. i'm obsessed with the history we have for shiro and gio JUST i remember when you first followed me and i was like 'oh shit this oc is so cool i hope i don't look lame in front of them' and now i bully you daily on discord about muse shenanigans

OLIVEEE- I never thought I'd develop anything like this for Shirogane, it's so complicated and intense and it makes me absolutely FERAL. Every time I take a hiatus I end up missing what we've written so much, I end up coming back LMAO. TRAGIC GAYS, MY FAVE GENRE- WE'RE EVEN USING THE MOST TRAGIC GAY FCS FOR THEIR TEEN YEARS- EVERY TIME I READ JJK I'M JUST GONNA BE LIKE "OH LOOK, IT'S THEM".

Yeah, I similarly was like "OH NO, THIS GIO IS SRS BUSINESS, BETTER BE COOL" and now we're just screaming constantly in Discord like idiots. Love it.

I feel sorry for pintrest, I'm just adding more shit to my folders.

#vindictes #HUGS YOU!!!! #GRABS U AND SQUEAKS U LIKE A SQUEAKY TOY #SHAKES YOU LIKE A DOG TRYING TO WRESTLE AWAY A STUFFED ANIMAL #♖ ooc