ionlyneedad12

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Stiffen up your D.

Defense that is. Having unarmored defense is amazing, you can be very near to "maximum" AC wearing nothing but your love for another things gushy bits. There are a few draw backs to being served a la carte though. 1, everybody stares at the dude without pants on in the lords house. 2, fireballs suck because unless you are already resistant to burning alive you just got turnt extwa cwispy.

[ionlyneedad12]

Play a shy Goliath barbarian.

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Proper squishy maintenance.

Caring for your squishier party members is a rigorous and rewarding step in your daily life as the meat ball. The first step is identifying who is squishiest so, begin by hitting everything real hard. Whoever dies is squishiest. Whoever lives is probably a barbarian too so render the proper salutations. If you don't know the proper greetings just head butt them. Which is actually the greeting anyways.....

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Let’s start off with something everyone can understand.

HIT ALL THE THINGS TILL THEY DONT HIT BACK

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Hi, I hit things real good.

These things are all the Rage right now so I thought I’d help round out the party.  @probablybardrpgideas @probablybarpgideas @probablygoodrpgideas Maybe a pun in the first post was a bit too much......