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200618 i’m not but | kom

#my dude struts

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“Triple stack“

(Source)

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@lunagf

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Numb // Linkin Park 80s Remix

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when russian roulette comes on shuffle

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this is what happens when you name your pokemon before you know what it evolves into.

she still baby tho…

#FUCKING ME!!!!! naming them shit like Snuffy

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characters who are staunch atheists in TES are so much funnier because the daedra and aedra are both extremely present and demonstratably real 

#haha yeah

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players: *enter a cave, tunnel, or other dimly-lit area* players: *open their mouths* the DM:

#me playing a drow with Superior Darkvision

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honestly saying “oh it comes with lore” about anything that has text explaining the use and or contents is one of the funniest th

#mdndndnsns i sort of already do this but im gonna do it More now

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driving to the opera but playing the soundtrack to Shrek the Musical

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#being horny on main is valid

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#the cinnamontopography

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I may be an absolute disaster of an adult but when someone younger than me asks for advice I turn into a Wise Professor

#o ya me

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jenny slate / two, sleeping at last / an oresteia, euripidies (trans. anne carson) / the chaos of stars, kiersten white

#bro.... what if i loved you like this posts? haha just kidding ..... unless..?

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#he has my whole ass heart hes the loml #perfect boyfriend #code vein #hey look my new hyperfixation

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IMAGINE

BEING SO HORNY

YOU HAVE TO MAKE A SEXY MOD 

FOR THE NIGHT MOTHER’S CORPSE

#visceral rage