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>be me

>about 13 years old

>basically naivete incarnate still

>just discovered the world of fanfiction.net

>have an account and a few stories posted so far

>currently working on a fanfic of Spirited Away

>get a comment one day

>commenter asks if I can put lemons in my story

>I think it’s an odd request but will do anything to please a fan

>write the next chapter acknowledging the lemon request and say that the chapter WILL CONTAIN LEMONS

>about halfway through the chapter I wrote a giant duck running past the protagonist with an armful of lemons

>duck says “MY lemons” then runs off

>feel pleased with myself at having granted my fan’s request

>years later I find out there’s another meaning for lemon in the fanfic world

>lemons are sex scenes

>my commenter was asking me to put a sex scene in my story

>at 13 years old I unintentionally trolled the shit out of some random person

>whoops

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Angelina Jolie photographed by Gilles Bensimon, 2000

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me when I understand something in japanese/korean/thai that I used to not understand because studying and practicing works > 🥰

#I need to pick up russian and greek again it was honestly so fun too #written language my beloved!!!!

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l*st *xl* was popping tf off with the aesthetics and for what

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funniest thing I’ve ever seen is a scan group that got an ask like ‘are you dropping [series]?’ and their response was ‘we’re so sorry it’s been taking so long, the manga references a lot buddhist text that haven’t been translated so our translator has been studying that to maintain accuracy’ LIKE

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The Pronoun Cinematic Universe

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Émotion (Nobuhiko Obayashi, 1966)

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If any of y'all ever see me bag a dilf and y'all start saying shit about the age gap when I have lower back pain and am pushing thirty I'm not going to be happy I swear to god

#anyway if i ever get my way with some pedro pascal archetype guy I do not want to see one hater saying crap!!!

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more songs should start with I’m in the business of misery let’s take it from the top. probably my biggest problem with the beatles is that none of their songs do

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Pippin has unfortunately figured out that if he plays with something he’s not supposed to, he gets my attention

as if he doesn’t get it enough 🙄 it’s just when i’m working and not paying attention to him bc of that work that he decides to rebel

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nothing puts me off from a leftist person like them basing the entirety of their beliefs on books by "people with PhDs" and literally nothing else. where are you when it's time for practice, what do you do when the real world doesn't work as a book tells you it should, inevitably? 90% of the time they don't know what to do when someone's reality wasn't described by these scholars, and they'll either try to ignore it or say it's counter-revolutionary to question it. usually it's them god fucking tankies who still think Russia is the USSR

#are you picking up a book? #i have severe burnout from being disabled and freelancing back-breaking work whenever an opportunity comes #i'd rather focus on talking to the working class around me and seeing how we can help eachother not die #i do read theory sometimes btw what puts me off is being all theory no practice and somehow still believing things like 'russia is goodie'

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my heart fell out while i was on a walk through the forest and it got covered in pine needles and then an osprey picked it up but she dropped it in the sea and the fish ate a hole straight through it before it was washed ashore and when i found it again chamomiles were growing in the cavity. i put it back inside of me and now the world seems stranger and more beautiful than ever

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hamster computer mouse

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Kafka was so right fuck this stupid baka life

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Tips for returning twitter users:

-If it cannot break its egg’s shell, a chick will die without being born.

-We are the chick.

-The world is our egg.

-If we don’t crack the world’s shell, we will die without being born.

-Smash the world’s shell! For the revolution of the world!

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Please vote and reblog. If you haven't heard of these things I strongly recommend looking them up, tumblr of old was a wild place.

#is HIV living that person who faked being an arab trans woman living with hiv to promote hamilton cannibal mermaids au fanfic or something?