😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
he is so gen z 🥹😭😭 what a cutie.
cr to @.kiarajazlyn on twitter
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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to
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no more sex. we ran out of sex
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we’re a social species. use your goddamn turn signal.
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one time i had a dream that tiktok users deemed “kid” as a slur and that you HAD to refer to them as minors otherwise you would get harassed and threatened with doxxing. you couldn’t say “when i was a kid” anymore for example you HAD to say “when i was a minor” instead
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a weighted blanket is not enough please compress me into a .zip file
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Mom "don't you think you're watching too much of that show?? You really like crimes that much?"
Me "yes, it's definitely the crimes"
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not unfollowing a mutual who hasnt posted in 9 months out of loyalty and love like a widow still setting a place at the dinner table for her husband who died in the war
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⚠️ National Alert
hi
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Wait…
Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up?
ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE
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Made the worst brownies ever created just now
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had a dream last night that the new tumblr discourse was whether or not people deserved their urls and people were getting callouts and anon hate like "I can't believe you have x in your url when I never see you actually post about them it's pretty messed up that you're taking that url away from other people who actually deserve it :/"
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