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ishalltakeyourknees · 42 minutes
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you bottle Miette??
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ishalltakeyourknees · 13 hours
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It's dead thank God
There's a brown recluse in my bathroom send help I'm going to cry
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I'm gonna die
There's a brown recluse in my bathroom send help I'm going to cry
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There's a brown recluse in my bathroom send help I'm going to cry
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If I had a nickel for every song by a Christian metal band about masturbation, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice, right?
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fuck a weighted blanket im getting myself springlocked
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They all got batburgers after
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do it drunk. do it high
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I went outside to the real world and there was nuance. it was fucking terrifying stay safe y'all
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i am a loser in ways you can’t even wrap your head around
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before you respond to anon hate resend it to yourself with a carefully placed typo that you can then mock at their expense
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Remember to smoke a lot of weed and blast music incredibly loud directly in your ears and not drink any water or eat any food today, okay?
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Well, you know, some bathroom graffiti offers insight.
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