itachianon

[itachianon]

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[itachianon]

|| Coincidences | You kiss him drunk ||

A/n: I will make a masterlist of all the word-vomits I write for him. I had so much fun writing this one🤍

One thing Itachi Uchiha hates is babysitting, he does not like to take responsibility for people who can’t fend for themselves. Or- worse— who can, but don’t. He was ticked off, feet aimlessly searching for the tavern you went with your friends to. It was one of your friend’s birthday but Itachi somehow— with some extra inculcated sixth sense, just knew you’d be knocked unconscious. Or worse— be puking your guts out.

He searched for a bit, until he found your group. Your friends knew him now. Sometimes they teased him as your part time boyfriend but Itachi didn’t know it.

“Ah— he’s here. The knight in shining armor to rescue our princess” your best friend cooed, while you looked at him, droopy eyes and a hiccup escaping your parted mouth.

Itachi noticed a lot of things, how the outfit was a little too revealing, how you did your makeup today. How your lip shade perfectly suited your complexion, prominent collarbones highlighted just right. He cleared his throat, not letting the fog of his observation and obsession— lingering, silent, unnamed obsession with you which he heeds no mind to; cripple his wordings.

“I believe it’s time for you to bid good night to your dear friends.” Itachi didn’t sound like he was giving a suggestion. You, on the other hand, had no choice to obey when his eyes warned yours sternly.

“Hai hai~ I know.” You walked beside him, trying your best to walk straight but eventually falling right on his chest. “Fuck- m’ sorry.” You mumbled, fuck you felt like you’d start sobbing. The alcohol does so little for you to control your emotions. Itachi on the other hand was seemingly pissed off. “That’s alright” he assured, patting you on the shoulder.

“Let’s get home.��� Itachi carried you princess-style, away from the bland ruckus, away from everything. While you were lucky enough to gaze at his exquisite features, his stress lines, his prominent lashes. A little furrow in those brows which suited him the most. “Fuck you’re so beautiful.” You mumbled, causing Itachi’s tender gaze to land upon you.

You couldn’t see what was the expression he had in response, eyelids falling akin to slumber. When the next time they opened, you were being tucked into bed. “I’m not your care taker. I hope you keep that in mind when you get reckless again.”

Itachi’s words stung, tears prickling in your eyes as you gathered words from your clogged throat; pulling him closer by his shirt, his face a few inches away from yours. Eyes-widened with how you both could feel each other’s breath against your skin.

Your pupils moved, enamored by his face to forget the stab of his words for a moment. “Never asked you for your help, Itachi.” You managed to answer, the scent of alcohol and the garlic chicken you ate mingling with your breath while Itachi watched, dumbfounded.

Before he could lean away, you pulled him closer, a stray tear drop falling from your tired eyes to get absorbed against the silk pillow case. “You can stop acting like you are dependable. You are free to leave you know? Well— as if you ever ask me before leaving.” You sounded like an angry child complaining to their caregiver. Itachi listened to you, he was always a good listener after all, and, right now? You were spewing honesty.

With ragged breaths, you leaned further in, stealing a longful peck from Itachi’s lips. “I hate how I can’t hate you.” You mumbled, while a very perplexed Itachi, who was almost angry you didn’t kiss him right, leaned further and stole the kiss from your lips. Shoving his tongue right in while his bony fingers tucked stray strands of hair behind your hair.

“I, also, hate that I can’t leave.” Itachi mumbled silently, watching your hazy pupils give into slumber. Taking advantage of this, he leaned in and deeply kissed your forehead, confessing to himself. “I hate— that I love you. You don’t deserve someone as cruel as me around you.”

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[itachianon]

Here you go~ Jugo huh? What about that red-haired lady who wants you so carnally?

Sasuke, I have brought you some lunch breakfast. 🥞 we have pancakes, some orange juice, some sushi, and your favorite coffee. How are you doing my dearest brother 🥰✨ I miss you, need to talk to you about a few things. :D

@itachianon

o-oh...🤭😊 lets eat then, and talk. i think i can make you some tea too? thank you for bringing all this for me im... really happy.

[itachianon]

itachi chasing cock <3

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[itachianon]

<-_<- well, you see… *takes the tea 🍵* it’s just that I wanted to know what my little brother thinks of the people I spent time with.

Sasuke, I have brought you some lunch breakfast. 🥞 we have pancakes, some orange juice, some sushi, and your favorite coffee. How are you doing my dearest brother 🥰✨ I miss you, need to talk to you about a few things. :D

@itachianon

o-oh...🤭😊 lets eat then, and talk. i think i can make you some tea too? thank you for bringing all this for me im... really happy.

[itachianon]

Of course, Sasuke. Feel free to, so, uhm… how do you feel about Izumi?

Sasuke, I have brought you some lunch breakfast. 🥞 we have pancakes, some orange juice, some sushi, and your favorite coffee. How are you doing my dearest brother 🥰✨ I miss you, need to talk to you about a few things. :D

@itachianon

o-oh...🤭😊 lets eat then, and talk. i think i can make you some tea too? thank you for bringing all this for me im... really happy.

[itachianon]

No, you didn’t Sasuke. You said nothing wrong. I… appreciate that you decided to open up to me. I promise to be by your side always, I hope you know that. No matter what; even if the world would be against you. I wouldn’t.

brother...i would like to spend time with you. i find myself feeling the void of your absence in my life, and i dont know how to heal it on my own.

and before you ask: yes this is serious, no its not a trap or a prank, yes i will behave.

Oh my of course Sasuke. *Brings you closer to me and hugs you tightly, hand on the back of your head* Is… everything okay? *asks gently, searching in his eyes*

[itachianon]

*Sobs and cries* Oh how you’ve grown Sasuke! T^T

brother...i would like to spend time with you. i find myself feeling the void of your absence in my life, and i dont know how to heal it on my own.

and before you ask: yes this is serious, no its not a trap or a prank, yes i will behave.

Oh my of course Sasuke. *Brings you closer to me and hugs you tightly, hand on the back of your head* Is… everything okay? *asks gently, searching in his eyes*

[itachianon]

The crows I have are just a part of my technique. Most of them are not real. All a Genjutsu.

Uncle, about the first flocks of corvids you tamed. Are any of them still alive? Or did they die off after you used them as misdirection so much?

I also feel like you like killing off your own crows as much as you like killing the portion of the Uchiha clan that you hated, but maybe that's just me.

I think that’s just you, Little Brat.

[itachianon]

Itachi blushes faintly at that, looking up and gazing at the beautiful sky. “Is that so, my dear?”

Ita~ Here’s what I’m thinking: You, me, stargazing on top of the Hokage faces. What do you think about that, my love~?

“That sounds wonderful, Izumi.” He hums, holding her hand and kissing her knuckle.

[itachianon]

Uncle, about the first flocks of corvids you tamed. Are any of them still alive? Or did they die off after you used them as misdirection so much?

I also feel like you like killing off your own crows as much as you like killing the portion of the Uchiha clan that you hated, but maybe that's just me.

I think that’s just you, Little Brat.

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[itachianon]

Itachi’s eyes widened a little. “You are the most important to me, and you’ll ever be, Sasuke.” He hums, flicking Sasuke’s forehead. “Everyone makes mistakes, mistakes are a part and parcel of our life. No matter what you do, I will always be proud of you & be by your side, always.”

brother...i would like to spend time with you. i find myself feeling the void of your absence in my life, and i dont know how to heal it on my own.

and before you ask: yes this is serious, no its not a trap or a prank, yes i will behave.

Oh my of course Sasuke. *Brings you closer to me and hugs you tightly, hand on the back of your head* Is… everything okay? *asks gently, searching in his eyes*

[itachianon]

I understand… as a child you had several things you had to face. Father’s lack of attention because he was busy with the internal war between the Uchiha & the Leaf. My own obsession with training myself to be strong enough to avoid ‘said’ war. I still want you to know, that I dearly love you Sasuke. Even if I horridly failed in showing so.

brother...i would like to spend time with you. i find myself feeling the void of your absence in my life, and i dont know how to heal it on my own.

and before you ask: yes this is serious, no its not a trap or a prank, yes i will behave.

Oh my of course Sasuke. *Brings you closer to me and hugs you tightly, hand on the back of your head* Is… everything okay? *asks gently, searching in his eyes*

[itachianon]

Mod: It’s the Monday and I can’t believe I have to deal with the horrors of going to work for FIVE days again

#Mod rambles

[itachianon]

Ita~ Here’s what I’m thinking: You, me, stargazing on top of the Hokage faces. What do you think about that, my love~?

“That sounds wonderful, Izumi.” He hums, holding her hand and kissing her knuckle.

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[itachianon]

What kind of books do you read fiction or non fiction? I like to read fiction like fantasy,dark romance,thrillers

I read anything and everything that intrigues me at that moment. Usually, I do read Fiction because my mind needs a break from the not so subtle horrors I’ve committed.

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[itachianon]

Hello again Itachi-san, I was thinking about that footage of you making eggs for your brother, and I like your dedication to perfecting them till you're happy with the results. I do that a lot too. What I'd like to know is, would you call it a work ethic, do you approach everything like this, or is it only when you do something for someone you care about? What's something that you find acceptable to not put so much effort into? Thanks - an artist who moved to Konoha for inspiration lol

Greetings, welcome to Konoha & I hope you enjoy your experience here. Personally, the extra efforts for me are a mundane routine I have grown accustomed to. The shinobi life is the life of danger & you can’t afford mistakes if you want to come home… to your loved ones. However, when you care for someone, that just increases… no?

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