italiancarsalesman

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DANIEL LARUSSO & CHOZEN TOGUCHI         #context? only content.

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we were all thinking it

#LMAO

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You're laughing. Robby thought Kreese was talking about LaRusso and you're laughing.

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#karate fagg*ts

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has this been done

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u can’t suck, u can’t fuck, and u don’t know karate

#classic lmao

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cobra kai never dies which is why kreese won't stop faking his death

#lmao

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Besties the Daniel/Chozen/Amanda polycule is alive and thriving <33333

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Carmen grinning excitedly at johnny holding up an eagle fang onesie to her stomach. Literally something out of a horror film

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and the judge cried "lost boy! you're a lost boy! thank god you're not mine."

a fractured inheritance (the good place) // downward spiral (cobra kai) // molé (cobra kai) // legendaddy (how i met your mother) // bicephaly (cobra kai) // cobra kai never dies (cobra kai) // lost boy (ryan scott oliver) // counterbalance (cobra kai) // and my father's love was nothing next to god's will (amatullah bourdon)

#i hate ck writers.

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the lawrusso queer agenda strikes again

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hoping season 6 will pass the cobra kai bechdel test (johnny and robby talk about something that's not miguel or the new baby)

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I'll say it again the baby storyline pissed me off. They rushed and botched Johnny and robby relationship/arc.

#ck negativity

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Ah yes the red x blue ship👀

Tory & Sam | 5.10

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I miss them

We saved your chicken.

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They're the most father and daughter ever

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Best thing about Cobra kai is that it's the absolute worst & saddest version of Daniel and Johnny post karate kid franchise. Like a Johnny who never got over and has even regressed past his karate kid 1 development. A Daniel who has never gotten over the karate kid 3. And then they have gay sex about it. The nasty kind.