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If your regular everyday clothes* were put on a mannequin, and placed in a group of other mannequins that are dressed in regular street clothes of your region, could the people who know you spot the mannequin who is "you" from clothes alone?
*if you are of an unusual size or build, assume for the sake of this thought experiment that they've found clothing items that are otherwise identical to yours, but able to fit to a standard mannequin
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sorry i cant stop watching this
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i don't smoke for the obvious reasons of not wanting to develop an addiction to nicotine but god do i so often feel the emotion 'i need a cigarette'.
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i don't smoke for the obvious reasons of not wanting to develop an addiction to nicotine but god do i so often feel the emotion 'i need a cigarette'.
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i don't smoke for the obvious reasons of not wanting to develop an addiction to nicotine but god do i so often feel the emotion 'i need a cigarette'.
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Technophobes need to apologise for "just put it in plain English you stupid machine!" because, well for one the decline in accurate error messages in favour of simplicity has contributed to the rise of tech illiteracy, but also because now whenever an "app" has a net connection error it will pop up a box saying something like "oo ooopsie! Your super duper feed went poo poo. We'll try again soon!" which having said to me by a corporation is about 8 million times worse than having to hear the word "network".
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Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
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the anglo mind cannot comprehend binnenpretje
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how?? just how?
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harrow thinks water with lemon is too overwhelming a physical sensation, never mind having her clit touched. gideon gets all her fantasies from titty mags. john augustine and mercymorn have only fucked each other in the past myriad. twice. yeah john's hooking up with sarpedon now but an old man sucking god's dick doesn't make either of them good in bed. ianthe wants so so badly to be a fagged out socialite dommy mommy but unfortunately she is 22 and has the sex appeal of a wet rat. coronabeth never had to get good in bed bc her partners were too amazed by her beauty to pay attention to what she was actually doing. camilla and palamedes were too obsessed with a dying girl on another planet to hook up with anyone. i say again change my mind ‼️‼️
the only person in tlt who's good in bed is pyrrha. change my mind
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the only person in tlt who's good in bed is pyrrha. change my mind
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My, perchance, "hottest" Locked Tomb take is not just that I believe firmly in 22-year-old mommy dom wannabe-milf Ianthe Tridentarius, but I also believe firmly that she absolutely fucking sucks at it. She just keeps trying because everyone around her is also bad at sex
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me every time i spend over $50 on something, no matter how worthy of my money it is: oh god. what have i done. what have i just done. what have i
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TODAY I BRING YOU
art from a musical I have loved since I was five years old and saw live again yesterday and now I have to draw these bois
TOMORROW? who knows...
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love them;;
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