everything is shit im moving to vegas
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me explaining why year 3000 by the jonas brothers is the best song ever written
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those 'little german boy' posts r so funny to me bcos i babysit two little german boys who recently immigrated to the us, their english isn't very good yet but they're absolutely ruthless lmao theyve nicknamed me billie eilish bc i have dyed hair and they think the "no dick........ no balls" tiktok audio is the funniest thing ever
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why is everything expensive i think everything should be free always
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reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton
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pros and cons of making a big pot of soup
pro: you have a big pot of soup
con: you have to wash the big pot you made the soup in
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thank you days off school for religious holidays i love you days off school for religious holidays
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the epic highs and lows of high school sailing
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can i be so mean for a second guys. he looks like shane dawson
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ok i know we are always hyping up ibuprofen but can we have a momenct for peptoBismol becaus she ismy .best friend :-) pepto bidmol and i are like this 🤞
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a good chunk of my brainspace is dedicated to chris chambers at all times always. he is living there Rent Fucking Free
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every time something in the news comes up about russian oligarchs i think about the time a russian oligarch's daughter lived in my attic for a few weeks
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