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the problem with reading and writing leading to a strong vocabulary is that you tend to know the vibe of words instead of their meanings.

if I used this word in a sentence, would it make sense? absolutely. if you asked me what it meant, could I tell you? absolutely not.

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"Tommy's so smooth, he's such a suave older man, he's gonna teach buck so much-" the man made fake mouth static and once in his life tried to fight a chicken. be so real right now.

#911 #tommy kinard

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very funny that in the same episode, we got:

Chim @ Gerrard: go suck a dick 🙄 (derogatory)

Bobby @ Buck: go suck a dick ☺️ (affectionate)

#911

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These dinners aren't the only thing heating up...

#evan buckley #tommy kinard #bucktommy #911

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something clearly went wrong after kid one, bruce

#batman #dick grayson #tim drake #jason todd #damian wayne

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Dick: Dami. Damian no. Do not add a garrote to your costume—

#batfamily #jason todd #damian wayne

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Batman being aggressively secretive towards the Justice League is one of my favorite tropes, but it gets INFINITELY funnier when you take the younger generations of heroes into consideration.

Barry Allen? He doesn't know shit about Batman, still partially convinced he's not human, still a little bit scared to talk to him. But Wally West? That's Nightwing's best friend. He's been around Dick since both of them were kids. He's had sleepovers at the manor since he was thirteen.

I just think it would be hilarious if all of the younger generations 100% know that Batman is Bruce Wayne. They've slept at the manor, some of them have taken various Batkids to school dances, they've been offered Alfred's cooking. And all because they've gotten close to at least one Batkid and said Batkid wore Bruce down until he let them reveal their identity. But all of them manage to keep this information from their mentors. Either purposefully or completely on accident.

Then you end up with a situation where the younger generations grow up and join the League and the older members Very Quickly realize that they seem a lot more comfortable with Batman than they should be.

#batman

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Always loves those fics or headcanons where the Justice League just has no clue about the existence of the Batfamily. And usually it's because Bruce wanted to maintain his image of being all mysterious or because he wants to protect his family or something.

But I think it's infinitely better if he just assumes they know. Like, Dick has been around since he was like 10, and he's into his 30's now, Bruce assumes that he had to come up in conversation at some point.

Besides, as secretive as they are, the news in Gotham has to pick up on and connect the family together, at least vaguely, so surely the rest of the league has taken note of that. Signal fights crime in broad daylight, for christ's sake.

Except, in general, they just don't. Sure, Superman and Wonder Woman maybe know, but Flash? Green Arrow? No.

Then one day they need extra hands on a mission, so a handful of the various bats and birds are called in, cue bafflement. On both sides.

Because Bruce assumes that he doesn't need to explain himself. Everyone else assumes he's being secretive on purpose.

Barry: Why did you never tell us you have an entire family/small vigilante army hiding in Gotham?

Bruce: My children are literally friends with the rest your family.

-cue Wally and Bart speeding past them the moment they see Dick and Tim from across the room-

#batman

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Godzilla Minus One finally available to watch in the US on the first day of pride month, i knew Godzilla was an ally for real

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"when i was your age, i was working three jobs to help support my family" and "when i was in college i was sleeping on a mattress on the floor and living off of soup"

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO DO THAT. NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO DO THAT. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN TO YOU THAT THIS ISN'T A CHARACTER-BUILDING LESSON, IT'S JUST BAD

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They're all freaks, I love them.

#911

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Nobody: so, how much have you been thinking about bucktommy, daddy kink, and their relationship in general in the past 24 hours?

Me: *eyes gleaming manically, vibrating in place like an angry chihuahua*: normal amount

#911 #bucktommy #evan buckley #tommy kinard

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You do quite well. STAR TREK: THE ORIGINAL SERIES season one | episode twenty-six ⇢ errand of mercy

#star trek

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Are we celebrating something? Ah, we do have a surprise.

#911