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me, as I’m rubbing my t gel into my leg: hmm. what if I was cis this whole time

the transsexual angel sitting on my shoulder: who fucking cares. you’re having a good time being on t. either take t as a tranny or take it as a cis dyke. who cares!

me: thanks transsexual angel. are you allowed to reclaim those slurs btw

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there have been 774664 studies on basic income and the results of every single one have been “wow! we gave people money and literally everything improved! crime rates are down! the actual sky is bluer! my (the researcher’s) wife decided not to leave me after all!” but these have all been short studies, just a couple years. i think what’s really missing from the field is a proper long form study, with a broader, bolder demographic, to really get us those numbers we need. a truly diverse study pool like, say, everyone. forever

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Remember: behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this occasion

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ally beardsley loves playing weird guys and hot bitches and thank god for that

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love when I go to send a post to my friend but they've already reblogged it- like fuck yeah I'm friending so accurately rn I was right you would love this because you did. I win.

#friendshit forever #i love my friends #moot moment

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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

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i’m on team gertie. how DARE kristen ditch her for her weird ex after making out with her and making it seem like they were gonna have a thing. get her ass gertie!

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glad max friendly road

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Save me, consistent acts of self care, connecting with my community and engaging with my passions and hobbies.... Save me...

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the children yearn for the queerbait

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So Gorgug has a type and it is awkward barbarian girls who exclusively wear hoodies and best connect with others through the sharing of a special interest.

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mary ann and gorgug becoming an item is so funny to me bcus it’s literally just the “me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic” meme and frankly i love that for mary ann specifically

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Fabian Seacaster killed two principles then fucked an ex-principle (badly)

Maximum Legend

#fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #it seems in character honestly

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one hips tells only lies, the other only truths (Shakira Shakira)

#shakira #hips dont lie

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once you start saying “yippee!” you will never stop

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a "midwife" you say... tch. such a foolish word. a wife could never be mid. all women are epic