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Being as Dracula Daily is starting up again in about three days, I think this is a perfect opportunity, as we follow along this year, to play the PG-13 game.

For the unfamiliar, the PG-13 game is as follows: you are allowed to insert one and only one instance of the word "fuck" into the text as written. For maximum impact, where do you put it?

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why are u reading my text messages

hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back

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Succession 2.05 | Tern Haven

#this just convinced me to rewatch succession #succession

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#the prophecy kinda kills me #loml is also insane #but the prophecy has made me wanna kms everytime i listen to it #ttpd #the prophecy

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do you guys think she was really crying at the gym or she said that because it rhymes with “fuck it if i can’t have him”

#taylor swift #ttpd #down bad #the tortured poets department

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mental illness is like you will crave love but never feel comfortable around anyone ever. your welcome

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the only reason i'm on my sudoku grind at 2:20am is because i have wants and desires that are driving me insane. to be honest

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mood lately

#when i said im like if nick miller was a girl but a little less hot and little less cool #yeah

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Oh characters doomed from the start we’re really in it now

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Please I've been on my knees, change the prophecy. Don't want money, just someone who wants my company

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you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation

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i can do it with a tummy ache

#i can do it with debilitating period cramps that make me feel like i need to spend an extended amount of time in the hospital #i’m gonna kill my self but only after i’m done

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please edit shiv roy to the prophecy by taylor swift i will never ask for anything again

#succession #shiv roy #sarah snook #taylor swift #the prophecy #ttpd #the tortured poets department

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“Often father and daughter look down on mother together. They exchange meaningful glances when she misses a point. They agree that she is not bright as they are, cannot reason as they do. This collusion does not save the daughter from the mother’s fate”

#please i’ve been on my knees change the prophecy #succession #shiv roy

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this is what roman thought working at waystar would be like

#prev kieran’s interview is literally exactly why i said this and people don’t seem to be understanding lol #like this is canon as far as kieran and i are concerned #succession #roman roy #kieran culkin

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there’s only one innocent in the watcher situation and it’s him