Jensen (*cannot contain himself*): “-all the way through…”
WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE
Jared: ‘not the pot calling the kettle black though, eh?’
“Projecting, Mr. Ackles?”
^ much flirt, many giggles, such gay 😏🌈
And then there was the time Jensen compared his seductive little dance (which involved touching Jared’s thigh) to Magic Mike XXL (the ultra gay sequel)-
Jensen: “Magic Winchesters XXL.”
Goooood times. 😘
Good, gay times.
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Edit - It’s been brought to my attention in the past (when I’ve referenced this) that if English isn’t someone’s first language, the meaning of “all the way through” followed by “projecting, Mr. Ackles?” might be lost on you, so…allow me to summarize.
They’re, um…well, they’re pretty much -
*AHEM*
I guess I kinda just have to be blunt about it lol.
The “all the way through” is a teasing implication that Jared can never finish the movie because he gets too horny and ends up jacking off.
And the “projecting, Mr. Ackles?” is obviously Jared being all like - ‘no, YOU get too horny and end up jacking off.’
I mean….
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Reminds me of ye olden days when they called each other gay (endearingly, not meanly) so damn much that it became like a whole thing lol.
1: Things this first ‘Richard-ism’ brings to mind -
When Jared told us the story about being out to dinner in Rome with Genevieve (and accidentally flipping off the waiter), and then at another con that same year, Jensen told the exact same story, except that time, he was the one who had been out to dinner with Jared…not Genevieve.
Also, just generally speaking, anytime Jared has publicly called Jensen “Jen.”
“Jen and I, we’re not small people.”
2: Obviously I love every single thing about the Js being nicknamed The Captain and Tennille. Obviously. 😊❤️
All I will add is this -
I feel like it must be a pretty universal thing to commonly associate The Captain and Tennille with Love Will Keep Us Together.
I mean…right?
Yeah. It totally is.
And that just adds an extra little awesome…something.
3.
There’s very little I wouldn’t offer up on a silver platter to see that definitely dirty photo, and by the way, this was just one of the many shenanigans that went down when Dick left his phone where the Js could get their hands on it.
The phrase “unholy position” is absolutely perfect, and can we all agree that Jensen (who obsessively films/photographs Jared whenever he possibly can) was the boy who took the photo, while Jared was the boy who struck the unholy position? 😏
Mhm.
Yes.
Yes we can.
4.
Lol.
So, in case anyone forgot what this was all about, it was basically Richard joking about con-goers lying to their bosses about why they’re missing work (family emergency) and then those same bosses coming across hi-def videos online of their employees at J2 panels.
But what’s always cracked me up about this is the fact that specifically he went with “your gay grandparents.” It had to be your gay grandparents.
*chuckles*
5.
So…THIS one!
Dick is not the only SPN-cast-member to stumble over the whole “your - uh, I mean he” thing when talking to one J about the other J either on camera or in some public setting.
And okay, let’s just call this part 1, because who are we kidding…there are tons more that deserve to make the list.
^ only qualifies as a candid for like the first second, but Jensen’s reaction to realizing they were being filmed is the entire reason this is one of my favorite moments, and it definitely needs to be included here!
Here’s exactly what I believe was happening: Jensen was holding onto Jared’s belt during a brief little minute where he didn’t think they were being observed. Like…you know, in that cutesy/couple-y way.
Because, I mean…either that or he was low key groping Jared’s dick lol, which seems like a lot (even for them) in a setting that’s not 100% guaranteed to be private. 😜
Hi, I've been a fan of J2 for some time now but I've never come across the tin hat fandom (do I call it correctly?) before (i always adored their interactions but never actually considered that they could have an actual romantic relationship that's not just in my mind haha) and I'm intrigued now. Could you please point me in the direction of some masterposts about them? Would love to read more about it! & also about their wives and kids bc I don't quite understand how it would be possible for them to maintain a beard-marriage for so long and also to have kids (??)
Sorry if this was really messy but it's 1am and English is my 2nd language so I'm not exactly capable of forming grammatically correct sentences🙈
Hi, there! 😊❤️
And welcome!
You’re about to start a wild ride into the heart of this decade point five romance between Jared and Jensen that will absolutely have you supergluing your tinhat onto your head just like the rest of us (as is always the case when anyone decides to really delve deeply enough into what’s been going on between the Js ever since their paths merged so many years ago).
A great starting place is going to be Speak the Truth, the site I’ve linked above, which pretty extensively covers 2005-2013, although there’s a lot of reading involved in that, so for some more condensed summaries, I’ll include links to a few of my past posts outlining a lot of my own observations on key elements of the Js’ relationship.
But first, I’ve also added timelines for a couple of additional years (2016 and 2017) on my page:
I’ll be adding 2018 fairly soon, and 2019-2023 (plus 2014 and 2015, very important years) will all be here as well as soon as I can finish them.
Here’s a post where I go over quite a bit of my own tinhat journey:
And here’s another summary-type post with some good examples to look into:
I could probably turn this post into a nightmare of far too many links lol, so I’ll cut myself off here, but I’m so glad that you reached out, and I’m ALWAYS happy to chat (in excruciating detail 😜) about anything you may wonder about or want to clarify or have questions about…anything at all.
So message me whenever you like, or send asks, either way.
^ in a glorious ‘fanfiction-y’ mating display, Jensen was literally smelling Jared to confirm that yes, he was definitely “in season” during the 2023 moment above.
So…I mean…😏
Holy crap and that just reminded me of the whole ‘wood’ cologne debacle where Jared started obsessing over Jensen’s dick and leaning over to smell him and suggestively being all like ‘where do you spray it, hmmm??’ wink wink flirt flirt giggle giggle.
And then he finally got so worked up that he literally had to exit stage left so he could calm down.
^ in a glorious ‘fanfiction-y’ mating display, Jensen was literally smelling Jared to confirm that yes, he was definitely “in season” during the 2023 moment above.
So…I mean…😏
Holy crap and that just reminded me of the whole ‘wood’ cologne debacle where Jared started obsessing over Jensen’s dick and leaning over to smell him and suggestively being all like ‘where do you spray it, hmmm??’ wink wink flirt flirt giggle giggle.
And then he finally got so worked up that he literally had to exit stage left so he could calm down.
Hehe.
Yes.
God. Good times.
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Bonus -
Jensen: “I’m like, ‘my boy needs to cool down.’”
Vs.
Jensen: “I give it to my boy…he did not stop.”
Because…um…😘❤️💕😍
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