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Bill Denbrough is just as much of a dumbass as Richie Tozier !!!

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me: just walking on the sidewalk

tour bus guide: alright passengers now if you’d just look over to your right you’ll see the absolute biggest dumbass on the planet

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i’m concerned about boys with mental illnesses and eating disorders and abusive relationships and sexual assault survivor stories and self-harming tendencies who never get the attention or care or help they need because all of those things “don’t happen to men” or because “all men are horrible monsters” and i just wanna say if you’re a boy and you’re struggling with something hard, your gender doesn’t diminish or dismiss your struggles or make them any less significant or difficult and i love you and i’m here for you

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Why does no one ever talk about the scene in the book where Bill steals his father’s gun and him and Richie go to Neibolt and try to shoot the clown? Like???? Bill is a chaotic dumbass who almost got himself and Richie killed before anything could even happen?????

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My roommate and I at the mall yesterday (In Italy, context is important)

She: Look, is the skinny boy, Finn.

Me: (looking around) what? Where?

She: There, in that book.

I mean, she’s right. It looks like him. 

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me: whats so good about boys

boy: smiles

me: oh yeah

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Eddie: *does something cute*

Richie @ god: are you seeing this shit?

God: fucking unbelievable

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based on a conversation I heard today in math class

Richie: I don’t get F’s, I get D’s ;)))

Bill: Ok, you literally have straight A’s and I’m failing.

Richie: My A’s are the only straight thing about me ;)))

Bill: You’re gay! I get it!! Please tutor me!!!

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stan: sometimes i think i’m incapable of human emotion

richie: i literally watched you cry over inside out for six hours yesterday?

stan, tearing up: OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, BING BONG SACRIFICED HIMSELF SO THAT RILEY CAN FEEL HAPPINESS AGAIN, AND SECOND OF ALL, THAT’S COMPLETELY DIFFERENT-

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I relate to this on a spiritual level

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Y’all really are desperate to hate Brendon Urie. He could apologise 1,000 times, more than make up for his actions, go out of his way to educate himself and others and you’d all be like “but he said this whilst drunk in 2009 so…” Let the man live. He’s changed so much but you don’t care, you just want to bump up your Brendon Urie Is Problematic posts to get more notes. 

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Bill: is everyone ready?

Richie: I’m more than ready

(Richie and Beverly fist bump)

Richie: I can’t wait to kick some demon-clown ass.

Eddie: I wish I had your confidence

Richie, grinning: its not confidence, its arrogance. There’s a big difference

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picture this: teenage stanley uris showing up to his school dance looking super preppy and cute and his hair is all slicked back except for that one curl that hangs down onto his forehead. he looks very nervous until he sees his friends across the room and smiles and everything is right in the world.

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Y’ALL

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yall remember that really old IT fic that killed off eddie right at the end AND stan at the beginning without even tagging major character death? and there was a killer clown or something? that was a wild au

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Me, upon hearing that an IT remake was coming out: uh, cool I guess? Just another remake? Lame.

Me, watching the cast of IT come out on the MTV Music and TV awards stage with flashlights: …oh no

Me, listening to Stan’s dramatic ass monologue in the teaser: oh….oh no

Me, watching the IT trailer for the 19th time: oH NO

Me, seeing IT opening night: No. I’m not letting this become a thing. I can watch a movie without getting hooked on it, right?

Me, now equipped with an IT blog: you poor, ignorant fool

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the best part of panic’s vmas performance was Shawn Mendes like high key questioning his sexuality bc of Brendon Urie