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❝–- WHAT THE HELL DID YOU GET ON MY SEAT, PERALTA?❞
❛ why do you think i got something on your seat -- hitchcock ate his lunch at your desk ... yeah, that’s gross. ❜
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❛ why is it so wet -- the title of your sex tape. ❜
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❛ jake, my man, it took you forty-five minutes to figure that out. in the time you’ve been standing here i ate breakfast, lunch and got in my afternoon nap. scully’s gone to the bathroom six times. charles got married and divorced AGAIN. ❜
❛ SERIOUSLY ? you too ? i caught the guy using a bottle of orange soda and a squirt gun. no one but boyle will listen to the story -- and he was there. ha. ha. WELL, the real joke .. is on a’you guys - because now you’ll never hear the epic story of how i, jake peralta, am a crafty, intelligent but still handsome and equally badass detective and caught the most TWISTED perp in this precinct. ❜
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❛ and ... --- you’re definitely not listening to a thing i’m saying to you. ‘ight ‘ight ‘ight. ‘kay. that’s cool. i’ll wait. ❜
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YOU’RE ABOUT TO GET NAILED BY THE JAKE HAMMER. ( under co. )
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