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TWO GOATS❓❗

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MGS1 AU where instead of reading proverbs Mei Ling reads Dril tweets

#holy shit this post is almost 9 years old

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hits the tip of your dick with a sledgehammer except that nothing happens because my non-euclidean pussy has turned your dick into a Prince Rupert's drop

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Artwork of late early furry artist Albert Temple

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yeah see this is my problem with DuckDuckGo

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Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot

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does anybody have a grenade I can use

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I love subjects and topics

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Big the Cat wearing pants 🤯

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i had a dream recently that i teleported into wayneradiotv's house and started petting his dog but i didn't know it was his house or even his dog until i looked up and he was standing menacingly over me like this

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Instructions for how to download a Youtube video using VLC on Reddit

Instructions for how to navigate the underworld on an Orphic gold tablet

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Go sharty, it’s your squirt day

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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

#i actually have like 5 but only 2 don't have rips in the crotch. Lol