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Why everyone should watch Mashle. ooooo you wanna watch it so baddddd OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

thanks Melon for showing me this masterpiece

And these are for my rarepair that apparently no one else ships

and to close off:

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Stardew Valley Text-Posts

Please reblog haha you’re so sexy

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their first meeting was pretty gay, anyone couldve made that mistake!

bonus:

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One of the things I resent most about being Animal Brain Apex Predator trapped in Maximum Productivity Society is that I have to work when the weather is gross, instead of following my natural instinct to burrow myself into something dry and soft and sleep until Optimal Foraging Conditions

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sorry that i yell this at him every time i die in-game.

anyway i think the adrenaline rush of death is one hell of a drug

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sending people wikipedia articles is my favorite form of humor. one time a long time friend of mine asked why i was using a different name and acting different i sent him the wikipedia page for DID. ryder just asked me why its 108 degrees in nevada right now and i sent him the wikipedia page for global warming and the season of summer.

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do you take a werewolf boyfriend to the vet or the doctor. this is too complicated

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Uh, oh. Gaddam sprouted legs and is breathing fire!

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if I wrote a dystopian novel where the corrupt evil megacorporation that controls society has a fucking smirk for a logo, my editor would tell me to use a less heavy-handed metaphor

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my mom thinks “anime con” means “anime conference”. i keep having to remind her that isn’t what it means

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"who said that" is my ult fav thing to say ever after saying something insane