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love shakespeare. did a hamlet run tonight, looked someone dead in the eye to say “am i a coward?” during a speech and the fucker shrugged and nodded

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before the poll, a quick definition of terms:

"mutual" - you found this post from a mutual (on their blog or your dash) "following" - you found this post from someone you're following, but who isn't following you "random" - you found this by scrolling through someone's blog, who you don't follow. this includes people following you "For You" - you found this on the For You page "recommended" - you found this in a "Check out these blogs" popup, or a "recommended" post when looking at a different post "other" - you found this post some other way. comment how? "reblog ✅" - you're going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post "reblog ❌" - you're NOT going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post

with that out of the way:

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Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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I love how strict Phil is with his chat. The reasons he bans people are based. Most of the time they're yeeted for racism or spam or not knowing Twitch Etiquette.

The only people who bitch about it are people who chathop or ask stupid questions abt Tommy/etc as if Phil's their goddamn keeper or something.

And don't even get me started on how Phil cross-bans in his friends chats that he mods for, absolutely genius idea, genuinely. Like yesss king, show them how their faves would find their behavior bullshit and annoying!!

His chat is fr one of the best safe spaces I've found on Twitch. :)

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part of being an ally to trans men is not being a dick to cis men for their appearance btw

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Mafia in undertale

Doopal is my mafia OC. These are doodles that I drew personally. There are so many images, so I'm going to upload them more as a reblog

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This machine kills AI

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*screams at the heavens* I FINISHED THE LINEARTTTTTTT!!!!! r.i.p. me

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i need people do do me a favor and be absolutely normal about it

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

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FRIENDS, I HAVE A SMALL UPDATE ON THE ISSUE OF CHANNELS THAT STEAL CONTENT FROM MISSA

Missa finally made his own Vods channel!!! Subscribe to support it!! I hope this helps stop abusive people from profiting from his content and I hope Youtube does something about it, because as far as I know, those channels are still up.

I write this because I wanted to let you know, since you have been very kind, have been very supportive and showed great concern about the issue and I think the least I can do is inform you of updates.

(I had reblogged it in my other post, but I still wanted to create this one)

See you!

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Literally the first thought I had was käänteiskentauri

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If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

#belvita biscuits and an actimel

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A blonde walks in a bank to get a loan. “I need to borrow $100 for a month,” she says. 

The banker frowns, but takes her information anyway. He runs her credit but can’t find a report. “I’m sorry,” he says, “but in the absence of a credit record, we’ll have to charge 20% interest on the loan, and you’ll need to put up collateral.

“What does that mean?” the blonde says.

“It means,” the banker says, “you’ll have to repay us $120, and you’ll need to give us something more valuable to hold onto until you pay us back.”

“Something more valuable?” The blonde says. “How about my Ferrari?”

The banker nearly snorts his coffee all over his desk, but he prides himself on customer service so he soldiers on. He runs the title on the Ferrari and what do you know, the blonde owns it free and clear. “Okay, he says, “I’ll print out the papers.”

“Just so I understand,” the blonde says, “I give you my Ferrari and you give me a hundred dollars, right? And then in a month, I give you $120 and you give me my Ferrari back?”

“Yes,” the banker says, “that’s the deal.”

She signs the paperwork and hands him the keys. He counts out $100 for her and watches her saunter out the door.

A month to the day later, he’s sitting at his desk when the blonde saunters back in. She hands him $120 and says “I get my car back, right?”

“Yep, he says as he hands her the keys. She turns to go but he stops her. “Miss, I really have to ask, why did you use a $140,000 car as collateral on a $100 loan?”

“Oh!” The blonde says. “I got called out of town unexpectedly on business. How else can I park a Ferrari for a month in Manhattan for only $20?”