I love genuinely innocent “boys will be boys.” Just saw a guy come out of a frat house to poke a pair of jeans they’d left outside - they were frozen solid, and as soon as he confirmed that, like twenty more boys came rushing out of the house going “YOOOOOOOOOO”
music journalists: GET READY YOU FUCKING FREAKS..... we;ve got EMO SUPERSTAR dallon weekes with iDKHOW here so put on your EYELINER and RIPPED JEANS..... lets get ANGSTY!!!
dallon weekes in a white blouse, singing over a synth that sounds like sunshine: 🎶 i love my wife and kiiiids.... fuck the guys that wronged me.... i just want a kiiiiss.... 🎶
fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away
Im gonna shuffle my giant playlist of every song i like and if the very first one that plays isnt exactly what i want to hear right this second im gna lose it