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(Source: @mysillycomics! I got this off Instagram so I didn’t know it cropped the artist credit out!)

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more painting practice. A centaur in the morning light. Reference is Cristian (who has the best smile) via fatfotoref.com and @fugitiverabbit

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Keying/graffiti-ing someones car is old news now if someone cheats we go at their wardrobe with a seam ripper

yknow what? Fuck you *unstitches all your shirts and jeans*

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i saw the cutest pair on their way to the dumpster this morning, they looked like this:

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“Omg, I love these! They go up to size 6X AND they have pockets?! Wow!! But do you have anything longer?”

Sure do, no problem!!

“YES these are great!!! But what about.. longer?”

I gotcha!! Comin’ right up!

“Perfect! But I have just one more question… what if I’m feeling spicy? How about skirts that are even shorter than the first ones?!” Oh, you’re in luck! We’ve got minis now.

*wild cheering* /scene

🖤witchvamp.com🖤

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I just wanna know who on the marketing team approved that wording

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happy pride to the marketing team tom hardy held at gunpoint to get this gay ass tagline

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If you like the word “queer” reblog.

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Happy Pride Month everyone!!!!!!

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Last day of May!!!

I have no idea where I found this but I’ve had it on my camera for like 9 months

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Happy Pride!

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Saw the cutest couple at the parade and had to draw dnf

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one time when I was a barista I was telling my coworker that I suddenly really missed cows. I used to work with cows all the time back home and then I moved away and suddenly it had been four years and nary a cow.

15 minutes later this old guy came up to the counter with his address written on a napkin & he said “me and my wife have a whole herd of dexters and a couple of new calves. come on over any time”

so after work I was like ok fuck it & I drove to the address and I parked at the gate & I walked down the driveway to the barn and this woman was like “oh my husband told me you might stop by! come see our cows” and she introduced me to every single cow. made my whole week.

thank you cow couple

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YES I'M GAY:

faGgot

dykAe (the a is silent)

trannY

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TRUMPS GUILTY CRAB RAVE

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