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LMFAOOOOOO! 100%
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The signs as shady texts
Aries: Fine.
Taurus: kay
Gemini: kk :)
Cancer: okay i guess
Leo: lmao k
Virgo: …ok
Libra: haha ur funny
Scorpio: k.
Sagittarius: LOL
Capricorn: {read yesterday, 2:17pm}
Aquarius: idk im rly busy
Pisces: sorry fell asleep
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things I’ve learned to say to boys:
-you’re not funny
-don’t talk to me like I’m dumb
-I probably know more about this than you do
-don’t fucking talk about her like that
-I’m not comfortable with this
-I don’t owe you anything
-you just repeated exactly what I said
-no
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h-he’s just wearing glasses
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You fat fuck.
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My grandpa was in a gang called the “pretty boys” and they had leather jackets with “pretty boys” studded on the back. They didn’t even do anything they just stood around and looked pretty. My only sure goal in life is to keep this legacy alive
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Raise your words, not your voice. It is rain that grows flowers, not thunder.
Rumi
(via amargedom)
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