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"oldies station" is the song equivalent of "the horrors persist but so do I"

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first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

#👋👍👏👌✨️ #ok #we vibing #all good here #*sparkle*

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I had an upsetting dream last night.

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#i am terribly frightened and also terribly impressed at the same time

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starting a collection of sped up star trek gifs

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I love how they all make the heart shape differently. I love that Imp and Skizz are each doing a half together, bestie style. Love the character designs. Very nice.

GIGGS!

#i love it

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When I return a library book, I make sure to walk there holding it in my hands instead of in my bag. This is enrichment before it gets returned to the cold limbo of the stacks

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so, i live on  the fourth floor of an apartment building that faces a fairly busy street; it’s on a hill so car noises are pretty regular over the course of the day. because i’m high above the street, you obviously can’t see the cars unless you look out the window, right? but sometimes the sun reflects off the car roofs or whatever, and so there’ll be a light on my ceiling as a car passes by.

so my cat? whenever he hears a loud engine, day or night, he looks at my ceiling. even if there is no refraction going on. to him, those are the sounds of light on the ceiling. sometimes the light appears and there is a loud noise. it’s 8pm and a truck just passed and he watched the ceiling as the car moved past my windows – no reflection this time of night, but trucks are ceiling creatures and i just think that’s such a like – it’s a good correlation, buddy!! you figured it out!! you’re wrong but you’re so smart!!

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#he paint! #elephant drawing an elephant #amazing! #i love it!

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If so, what is it?

#growlithe #look I was obsessed with tigers as a kid #and this is a tiger puppy with fire powers #you expect me NOT to instantly love it?

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sometimes i wonder if every part of my personality these days is a glowing beacon that shrieks to the world "this woman has a tumblr account!" and i start to get legitimately concerned about it except then i remember that all the people best equipped to recognize the signs in the wild are also on this website so. devil's sacrament, etc. the fact that the phrase "devil's sacrament" came so readily to my mind just then is probably a point in favor of an affirmative answer to that first question isn't it

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I am this close to starting a discourse blog.

#I'm a very chill and nonconfrontational person #so this isn't something I ever thought I'd say #but I have seen so many ABSURDLY STUPID takes lately that I feel like someone needs to point out the stupidity #and I'd rather not do that here

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Since obviously the "my boss would get mad" thing isn't getting through to the people in the comments, let's try another approach.

Imagine I were on a public bus with my grandmother, and I'm scrolling through tumblr. If she were to look at my phone, anything that would have her yelling "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT??" is NSFW. So like, sexual/provacative poses, making out in someone's lap, dude drenched in blood eating a baby, things like that. Even excessive cussing and explicit threats could kinda fall into this. (I mean how would you explain something like "you motherfucking bitch, I'll blow your fucking brains out"? I would say that's NSFW)

Basically think "if someone important looked at my screen, would I have a very hard time talking my way out of this?" And if the answer is Yes, it's NSFW.

Not Safe For Work

#if you wouldn't want to explain it to your mom #don't make the audience explain it to theirs #it's NSFW

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Going to try one of these

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