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genuinely the way taylor clearly falls hard and fast and hopelessly in love every single time is very endearing. writing "this happens once every few lifetimes" and "no one's ever had me, not like you" on the same album that covers the breakdown of two relationships that were also seemingly destined and life changing and unmatched by anyone else is exactly what makes her so good at writing about relationships. if a songwriter doesn't feel everything with their whole chest and throw their whole being into it then I don't want it

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THE TORTURED ASKS DEPARTMENT:

— fortnight: what’s your weather like right now?

— ttpd: have you ever used a typewriter?

— my boy only breaks his favorite toys: favorite toy as a child?

— down bad: do you believe in aliens?

— so long, london: do you know cpr?

— but daddy i love him: do you have a one that got away?

— fresh out the slammer: have you ever been handcuffed?

— florida: do you smell like weed or little babies?

— guilty as sin?: is she guilty for what she’s singing about?

— waolom: what makes you feel most alive?

— i can fix him: are you a fixer?

— loml: which acronym do you use the most?

— i can do it with a broken heart: are you good under pressure?

— the smallest man: how many people have you ghosted?

— the alchemy: did you do well in chemistry in school?

— clara bow: which celebrity do you get told you look like?

#ask games

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just saw someone say they were 9 during reputation

#i was 21

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i want money AND someone who wants my company

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anyway here's all the clean/alternative lyrics compared to the original lyrics on ttpd:

the tortured poets department explicit: who's gonna hold you like me? / nobody / no-fucking-body clean: who's gonna hold you like me? / nobody / no-o-body

down bad explicit: everything comes out, teenage petulance / fuck it if i can't have him clean: everything comes out, teenage petulance / [gasp] what if i can't have him? explicit: 'cause fuck it i was in love clean: 'cause what if i was in love?

but daddy i love him explicit: i'd rather burn my whole life down / than listen to one more second of all this bitchin' and moanin' clean: i'd rather burn my whole life down / than listen to one more second of all this gripin' and moanin' explicit: all the wine moms are still holdin' out, but fuck 'em, it's over clean: all the wine moms are still holdin' out, but... it's over

florida!!! explicit: so you pack your life away just to wait out / the shitstorm back in Texas clean: so you pack your life away just to wait out / the firestorm back in Texas explicit: at least the dolls are beautiful, fuck me up, Florida clean: at least the dolls are beautiful, f-- me up, Florida explicit: can I use you up? / Florida / is one hell of a drug / Florida / go on, fuck me up clean: can I use you up? / Florida / is one hell of a drug / Florida / can i use you up?

loml explicit: you shit-talked me under the table / talkin' rings and talkin' cradles clean: you talked me under the table / talkin' rings and talkin' cradles

i can do it with a broken heart explicit: 'cause i'm a real tough kid / i can handle my shit clean: 'cause i'm a real tough kid / i can handle it explicit: lights, camera, bitch, smile clean: lights, camera, and smile

the smallest man who ever lived explicit: in your Jehovah's Witness suit / who the fuck was that guy? clean: in your Jehovah's Witness suit / who the hell was that guy?

the black dog explicit: and i hope it's shitty in the black dog clean: and i hope you miss me in the black dog

thanK you aIMee explicit: screamed, "fuck you, Aimee" to the night sky as the blood was gushing clean: screamed, "f--k you, Aimee" to the night sky as the blood was gushing

cassandra explicit: when it's "burn the bitch," they're shrieking clean: when it's "burn the witch," they're shrieking

the bolter explicit: ended with the slam of a door / then he'll call her a whore clean: ended with the slam of a door / then she'll call him a bore explicit: all her fuckin' lives / flashed before her eyes clean: all her many lives / flashed before her eyes

#lyrics

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it was so brilliant of taylor to tease lyrics that aren't in the standard edition of ttpd because y'all (I didn't process anything so I can't say me) caught that so quickly and yet we were sharing the bonus tracks audios thinking it'll be released on streaming in like 6 months but instead she hit us with another wave of tracks 2 hours later

#literally didn't even realize / didn't see the posts and then it was 2am so i was in shock #LMAOOOOOOO

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MADELYN CLINE via daniellepriano's instagram

#madelyn cline

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unsung benefit i think a lot of ppl are sleeping on with using the public library is that i think its a great replacement for the dopamine hit some ppl get from online shopping. it kind of fills that niche of reserving something that you then get to anticipate the arrival of and enjoy when it arrives, but without like, the waste and the money.

#only been using libby w my library card but SO TEMPTED TO GO IN PERSON #i need to donate some books soooo might do this soon

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Oakland, California

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friday night in your 20s be like: making some pasta. i need to rollover my 401k. when i was a kid i assumed i'd be married by now. does my new fake plant look classy. i think i have a yeast infection. do my cats understand me. ran out of capri sun. i should do laundry. and then you don't do laundry

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I think about this tweet all the time because they would've been SO powerful...

Like Brendan IS the lovable "oaf" superhero, and Sandra IS the no-nonsense, competitive journalist. The VISION:

#oh......my god #incredible fancast INCREDIBLE

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my top 10 songs from ttpd is the last 10 songs i listened to

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Trivia for Knives Out (2019) dir. Rian Johnson

#knives out #movies

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what if he’s written “mine” on my upper thigh only in my miiiiiinnd? one slip and falling back into the hedge maze, oh, what a way to diiiiiiee! i keep recalling things we never did, messy top lip kiss, how i long for our trysts! without ever touching his skin, how can i be guilty as sin?

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reblog with your current holy trinity on TTPD

#who's afraid of little old me? #peter #guilty as sin? #in the tags

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Pray for everyone in rafah there's heavy bombing right now there. I can't sleep thinking of my family 😭

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god i love taylor album release nights