joey-the-boy

[joey-the-boy]

please fucking vote

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GET TO KNOW ME MEME ♡ bands → FLORENCE + THE MACHINE

“Sometimes I find that music is so much more attractive than love. I don’t know… It’s like some kind of euphoria, that love can’t bring to you.”

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"con artist" is maybe the profession with the biggest gap between How Cool They Are In Media and How Cool They Are In Real Life

[joey-the-boy]

btw if you write a teen character with any kind of powers they better do some dumb shit with those powers or I'm unsuspending my disbelief

[joey-the-boy]

LIVE (nothing wrong with me)

LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)

LOVE (nothing wrong with me)

[joey-the-boy]

Petition to give every aroace person a free ticket to a rage room every month as gratitude for keeping their shit together and not pulling everyone's hair off in the face of society's amatonormative bullshit

[joey-the-boy]

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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[joey-the-boy]

in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

[joey-the-boy]

you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation

[joey-the-boy]

the round earth society has members all across the pancake

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We don't talk about platonic marriages enough

I am bisexual. My partner is aroace. We are in a queerplatonic relationship. We have been together for around 4 years and got engaged a little over 1 year ago. We don't do romantic things (we do sometimes, but not usually.) and we don't do sexual things. There's no romance, but we love each other. It is 100% platonic. But I ALWAYS feel the need to clarify this with people we meet that, it's not "oh haha we were best friends for so long we just decided to get married teehee" NO It's still love. We live for each other. We would die for each other. We are attached at the hip. We are each others most important thing in the entire world. Just because we don't kiss or have sex doesn't mean it's not love. I LOVE my fiance in ways words can't explain. And they love me just the same. Just because it's not romantic doesn't make it any less of a relationship. Just because it's not sexual doesn't make us any less engaged. I am going to marry my fiance, my best friend, the love of my life, and I need people to know that it's not because we couldn't find anyone else. It's not because we said we would if we were still single at X years old. It's not a trend or a phase or anything like that. I'm going to marry them because I LOVE them.

@skittlescripts <3

[joey-the-boy]

Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact

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was telling my sibling that NPMD is focused on high school students this time and they said "please dont tell me its santa claus is goin to high school"

[joey-the-boy]

idk how to flirt but i can make things awkward if you're into that