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being dana scully would be so funny. you ask your work partner where he’s going and he says “off to water the seeds of doubt” and hangs up on you

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the sickly white boy from that boat movie and his social anxiety has captivated me

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AYO EDEBIRI — Best Performance by a Female Actor in a Television Series - Musical or Comedy for "The Bear" at the 81st Annual Golden Globe Awards (January 07, 2024)

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AYO EDEBIRI in the past 7 days:

First Golden Globe Award (January 07, 2024) First Critics Choice Award (January 14, 2024) First Emmy Award (January 15, 2024)

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i thought my suicidal late teens were the hardest years of my life but nothing could’ve prepared me for my 20s waking up everyday with no purpose, feeling so lost, unable to keep up with friendships, watching everyone move on with relationships and careers and being unable to catch up. and I’m such a “life is not a race” type of person but damn I’m losing so hard rn

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the poison drips through

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altoids tin wallets

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"how's my girl" , "atta girl" , "my sweet girl" , "that's my girl"

im going to run into a wall holding a nail gun to my chest ripping my hair out falling down the stairs screaming expletives

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the dundee ROY CUNT sign should have been included in the succession auction

#roman should of bought it to use as a headboard

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dominic sessa in “the holdovers” is so richard papen core (visually, he’s my new fancast)

#the secret history #richard papen #dominic sessa #the holdovers

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untitled photo taken by John Storey, 1971

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A Flaunt Film | Paul Mescal & Andrew Scott

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felix the type of guy to not even be shy about his attraction to you.

“fuck you”

“if you like, baby”

like jesus and you’d just sit there and flush without meaning to. he’s gonna sit their smirking at you, a cigarette between his lips. asshole

#felix catton x reader #felix catton #saltburn

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Felix’s unhinged smile at Oliver’s house made me cackle, so fucking good

#felix catton

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a little felix thing I was playing around with

#felix catton #saltburn #felix catton x reader

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why’d my husband just send me a photo from his work christmas party being like “yeah we have a magician here rn.” what goes on in the corporate world

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i don't wanna be productive i wanna tongue kiss a man in his 40's