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Arnold Rimmer i hardly know her

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Now from this point on things get a little bit confusing.

Red Dwarf “Stasis Leak” (original airdate 27.09.1988)

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drew these sketches for filling out a ship meme template thing but i actually really like how they look so here u go. my artstyle fluctuates so much it’s not even funny

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some rimmersss

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GUYS STAY CALM

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Super Mario All Stars Video (Video, 1993)

You can watch this promotional video starring Craig Charles of Red Dwarf fame here.

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red dwarf novels drive me absolutely insane bc what do u mean lister fuckinf died and rimmer was the first to notice and was the one who made sure lister’s obituary was followed to a tee and then when holly figured out a way to bring lister back to life rimmer was so overjoyed he actually laughed with pure sincerity and it’s described as sounding strange because his vocal chords aren’t used to making sounds of joy because of how horrid his life is but the idea of lister being back makes him so happy

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A family can be a man, a hologram of his dead bunkmate, a humanoid lifeform that evolved from his pet cat, an unstable sanitation mechanoid and a senile ship computer. And I think that's beautiful okay?

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Gazpacho soup is served cold

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im trying to imagine what a red dwarf/doctor who crossover would be like and i cant decide which would be funnier between the doctor being in the red dwarf universe or the boys from the dwarf being in the doctor who universe

like on one hand we have the doctor who is usually the smart space/time know it all who knows just about everything about the universe and its existence and all that suddenly plonked in a universe where aliens dont actually exist, everything he comes into contact with ends up turning out to be a man-made gelf from earth, on a ship where he ends up knowing less about whats going on than the 4 greatest idiots existence can provide and hes just completely baffled at how theyve survived this long and continue to survive

and on the other hand we have the boys going rogue on the tardis & rimmer finally meeting actual aliens for the first time, lister would 1000% square up to a dalek or whatever it is they encounter while the doctor about drives himself mad trying to explain the danger of them and the boys r all just like "whatever weve seen weirder", kryten and the doctor exchanging sciencey-space knowledge & confusing each other with contradicting info from each of their respective realities, cat 100% would raid the tardis wardrobe and make fun of all the different fashion senses the doctors had over the years

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Red Dwarf: A Musical

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in order to convince my friends to watch red dwarf, i cranked out a brief summary of every single episode but i tried to make them all sound as stupid as possible to draw interest :) if yk, yk!

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Hello Red Dwarf fandom, I bring good tidings to your abode (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

give me a dollar if youre gay

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sobbing and sniffling over this actually. rimmer is so determined to take care of lister in death. and his first ever, ever expression of real joy is because he finds out lister can be brought back to life.

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Thinking about Rimmer and he is the most character to ever character, huh?

He’s an asshole. He has a crush on Jesus yet is not Christian. He makes most things worse for himself and blames everyone else. He’s a coward. He’s rude and unfriendly, yet still makes that fucking heartfelt sandwich speech. He once lived with a clone of himself and drove himself to move out because he couldn’t stand it. He’s autistic. He severely hates himself yet has a massive ego. He literally almost killed himself through a being that was born from his own self-loathing. He’s so deeply in the closet that he’s misogynistic. He’s canonically asexual and has only had sex once for 12 minutes before he died. He has been dead for 3 million years and is entirely composed of light and machinery. He gets uncomfortable when his female self flirts with him. He has failed the same exam over 11 times. He has cross-dressed. He absolutely can’t stand his alter ego even though everyone else loves him. He’s been bought back to life and he kneed death in the nuts when he was about to die again. His first kiss was his uncle who woke him up snogging him thinking he was his mother. He claims to be unable to stand his roommate but has been living in close quarters with him for 30 odd years. Oh and best of all: he committed genocide which killed everyone on his ship as well as himself- and it was an accident.

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