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new ship dynamic called schrodinger’s divorce where characters are simultaneously bitterly divorced and fondly married for twenty years

#prev you’re so right

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😬 💤 👽 foe Hana-kun

😬 A headcanon about the worst thing they’ve done:

he's 100% forwarded phishing links to his great-grandparents. for no particular reason

💤 A headcanon about their sleep:

absolutely atrocious there's no way this 13 year old has a healthy sleep schedule. he gets like 3 hours of sleep a night despite having no hobbies friends or studying to occupy that time

👽 A headcanon about a weird quirk of theirs:

microwaves cold pizza to be lukewarm but not fully reheated

#in my great intelligence I forgot I hadn't answered this until I opened my inbox today #fuckin WHOOPS #my apologies

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top five paralive drama tracks

I was expecting this to be hard upon opening the ask but actually I do have answers (in no particular order)

the part in trust where nayuta and the akry kids tail zen

rage (duh)

lollipop universe shuffle track

will (because allen sugasano physical media rep goes crazy)

anthem pt 4

#yes I am the kid who shows up to class having done the bare minimum reading and having looked over the cliffsnotes of everything else #it's been over 6 months. I am still not an audio media person. I simply suffer

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oh

top 5 synthetic elements go

what

#did we not all do a research project on them in 5th grade #anyways it's when you stick something in a particle accelerator and blast particles at it until it becomes a new element #normally they have really short half lives due to this not being how it's supposed to work #my favourite is rutherfordium because of the anime girl

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put “top 5” anything in my ask and i will answer ok go

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I love harassing my irls though the internet

#that's a picture of my theatre group's mascot kermit puppet #because it isn't clear whatsoever

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You guys really liked my last poll so

#get pizzaed

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April 28, 2024 - the CW sniper is dead.

Supernatural trends following the passing of the CW sniper. Whilst no official confirmation was published regarding their death, Misha Collins made a statement regarding destiel and since he's still alive, we can conclude that the CW sniper is no more.

The Cross Roads 8 Supernatural convention is currently taking place [x]. As usual, things have been said. There was one statement however which caused the tag to trend and it was (unsurprisingly) by Misha Collins, in response to a question asked by our bravest soldier @sunglassesmish [x].

"If the CW wasn't so homophobic, Dean and Cas would've been balls deep for sure." [x] [x] [x]

Whilst this may not be the exact quote (I haven't been able to find a video yet), this was enough to cause a destiel revival. More things have happened, and people on Twitter are posting under #CR8 in case anyone's interested. Multiple Supernatural tags are trending there as well [x].

RIP the CW sniper, you will not be missed.

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The default length of pasta is designed to fit on a supermarket shelf, not to be the best length for cooking/eating.

Feel free to break it to any length you want (don't let the Italians know I said this)

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guys is my blog yaoi or yuri

#yuri #idk why

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I think we should let lyserg commit more crimes. for example computer vandalism and fraud

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smth smth kenta not allowing himself to get close to ppl smth smth kenta being the only prisoner without a sentence smth smth one day ryoga and shion will be released and they will leave him behind

#HOW COULD YOU #right in the mental stability #paradox live

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twitter not letting you view 99% of the site without having an account really underestimates how weird the things I'm willing to ask my friends to do for me are

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an important principle of fandom (and life, actually) is that if you want more of Less Popular Thing, it is good to create positive spaces and events for it. however, if you use those spaces to take cracks at the More Popular Thing which you perceive as stealing oxygen from your Less Popular Thing, you do not increase the audience for Less Popular Thing. you decrease it, because you irk people who like both Things. and depending on the relative popularity, there are quite possibly more people who like both Things than people who only like Less Popular Thing. (not to mention - you kill your chances of recruiting people who like More Popular Thing but are neutral on or haven’t considered Less Popular Thing.) 

you’re not campaigning for votes (where There Can Be Only One), you’re marketing for a share of people’s attention. don’t be petty. be effective. 

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#shaman king

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Good night, Hana-kun

#shaman king

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yknow what fuck it I will explain

absolutely devastating that renowned classic the subtle knife and fucking anime novel paradox live memory hit the same fear of the loss of self in my soul like who let them do that

#this is how I process media shut up be glad it wasn't the Other One