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apparently “”limiting my emotional range” and “crushing my libido” are symptoms of the wrong medication, and not, in fact, the sorcerers curse

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“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma

and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND

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tiny prince

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shame that no one puts bait under a box propped up by a stick anymore. because of woke

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augh my disabilities

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a review from the cispontine end of london bridge, 8th of april 2023

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bread so tasty. bread so nice. toast it once. toast it twice.

#Spell to keep toast from burning #<- prev o hell yea it is

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Enjoying their fortress. Or, should I say, fert-tress.

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bread so tasty. bread so nice. toast it once. toast it twice.

#pure poetry #all humans since 10000 bc can relate to this post

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i'm 58 notes away from that fucken tumbleweed bein my post of all time lmao

#life of ri

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is the denver protest still going on? i just saw the post about it and i live in the springs

Yes, and they need supplies + people are very much welcome to join according to their post from 45min ago . they have added to their list of demands for release of students and afaik there are no further updates from the chancellor/etc. please go if you have a chance, and spread this amongst your circles / socials if you cant!!! they should be going strong tomorrow and through the weekend so if you get a chance to stop by tomorrow ! bring a change of clothes for yourselves + loved ones since it is soaking wet and probably will be through the weekend and be safe if you decide to go.

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🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚I'm throwing eggs at you 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚 egg attack

🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳 im cooking them faster 🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳than you can throw them